17 Comebacks ๐Ÿ—ฏ for All of the Nosy People ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ in Your Life โœŒ๐Ÿผ ...

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Don't you hate when someone tries to invade your privacy?

You don't go around asking them about the intricate details of their life, so they shouldn't ask you about yours.

Of course, some people will never learn, so here are a few comebacks for all of the nosy people in your life:

1. Hey, I Found Your Nose. Itโ€™s in My Business Again!

Hey, I Found Your Nose. Itโ€™s in My Business Again!

You can start this one by asking them if they know where their nose went.

When they act confused, you can hit them with this clever comeback.

2. Remember when I Asked for Your Opinion? Me Neither

person, professional,

If someone decides to tell you how to dress or how to do your makeup, even though you didn't ask for their opinion, use this comeback on them.

It'll put them in their place.

3. Oh I Didnโ€™t Tell You. It Must Have Been None of Your Business then

Oh I Didnโ€™t Tell You. It Must Have Been None of Your Business then

If someone gets offended over the fact that you didn't tell them your deepest, darkest secret, they're acting ridiculous.

It's not your job to inform them of everything that goes on in your life.

4. Unless Youโ€™re My Thong, Donโ€™t Be up My Ass

hair, person, hairstyle, singer,

This one is a little crude, but it'll get the point across.

5. Solve Your Own Problems before You Try to Solve Mine

face, person, beauty, model, photo shoot,

Why would anyone try to fix your problems when they have plenty of problems of their own?

6. Why do You Ask?

Why do You Ask?

This is a simple question that'll make them realize that they have no good reason for invading your privacy.2

7. Youโ€™re All up in My Kool Aid and Donโ€™t Even Know the Flavor

Youโ€™re All up in My Kool Aid and Donโ€™t Even Know the Flavor

They might get confused by this one, but at least it'll get them to leave you alone.

8. Donโ€™t You Have Your Own Life to Worry about?

Donโ€™t You Have Your Own Life to Worry about?

They definitely do, so they won't be able to respond to this without looking foolish.

My Privacy Isnโ€™t Your Entertainment
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