It's scary to admit your feelings to your crush. That's why, instead of bluntly telling him that you're in love with him and want to be his future wife, you should use a few funny lines to flirt with him. You'll get the same point across without sounding too intense. You just need to know that he's able to take a joke. If he can, here are a few funny lines that will let him know you like him:
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1. I'm Not Staring at Your Abs. I'm Staring at Your Heart
This line will accomplish two things. It'll let him know that you've seen how fit he is and are a fan of his physique. Plus, it'll let him know that you're more concerned with his heart and personality than his devilish good looks. If he never realized you had a crush on him before, he will now.
2. Tie Your Shoes. I Don't Want You Falling for Anyone else
This is a cute line that he probably hasn't heard before. Of course, it suggests that he's already fallen for you too, so make sure that you're 99% sure he returns your feelings before you use this phrase.
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Just imagine the adorable confusion followed by a chuckle when he realizes the cleverness behind your words. Isn't it just precious to think of him, head slightly tilted, smile spreading across his face as the pun clicks? Remember, humor can be a key to many hearts, and a playful approach can lighten the mood, making the moment memorable. Ensure your delivery is as charming and lighthearted as the line itself; after all, a touch of playfulness can ignite that spark of interest in his eyes.
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3. If I Were a Cat, I'd Spend All 9 Lives with You
If he's a cat lover, then you might as well mention felines in your conversations. It'll show him that you actually pay attention when he speaks and know what he likes.
4. I Was Feeling a Little off Today, but You Turned Me on
If you don't mind sounding a little bit naughty, then you can use this line. It's a straightforward way to tell him he's the sexiest thing you've ever seen.
5. I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just Intoxicated by You
This line works best if you go to a party with him. When he sees you acting flustered in front of him, let him know that you haven't been drinking. He's the only drug you need.
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6. Would You Grab Me so I Can Tell My Friends I’ve Been Touched by an Angel?
Not only will this line let him know that you think highly of him, but it will hopefully convince him to touch you. If you're lucky, he won't just grab your arm. He'll give you a kiss.
7. Are You Religious? Because You're the Answer to All My Prayers
You should try to use lines that you know your crush would appreciate. So if he's really religious, this is the perfect way to win him over.
8. Have We Had a Class Together? I Could've Sworn We Had Chemistry
If your crush doesn't even know you exist, you need an opening line, and this one takes the cake. Approaching someone to talk about a class won't look strange at all, and if he seems sweet, you can follow up your question with the second half of the line in order to finish hitting on him.
9. I Thought Happiness Started with an H. Why Does Mine Start with U?
This line is about as corny as they come, but it's still super sweet. It'll let him know that he makes you smile. There's no better compliment.
It's time to be brave and try to turn your crush into your boyfriend. What's the cutest way someone has ever admitted that they like you?
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Comments
Flychikca: Before I was married, I never liked hearing lines from a man. If I was single, I would not be able to use any of this lines with any man, although funny they are very strong forward lines.
Sieun: This is funny and cute! I totally recommend you say this to your crush!
Carmen: My 16 year old daughters had a sleepover last night and I shared these with them. It resulted in all of them ROFL'ing !! Thanks for the fun time!
sara_rock: Omg this soo cute😻
0oSandYao0: Love the Chemistry class one! LoL
ALDO: 😖😖👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Moniquedeanne: These are horrible worse than guy lines
Claudine: Ah, 9 ways to get called into HR for sexually harassing a gorgeous co-worker...unfortunately none of my current co-workers are worth it. My last one? Oh yeah there is this babe and I'd toats use these on him.
Bella: Awww so cute and helped me out a lot
aries: It really worked love it
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