7 Funny Quotes from Female Comedians about Womanhood ...

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Sure, there are some downsides to being a woman, but our gender is pretty fabulous overall.

Even though male comedians are much more popular, there are some hilarious female comedians out there that the public should pay more attention to.

They're just as funny as the men on television today, so they deserve the same amount of attention.

Here are some quotes from some of the funniest women around:

1. Ellen Degeneres

Ellen Degeneres

Women should always remember to accept who they are.

You're a beautiful, talented, valuable human being, so you should learn to love yourself.

Of course, there are always exceptions.

If you're a serial killer, then you should probably hold back from being your true self so that you can obey the law and stay out of prison.

2. Tina Fey

Tina Fey

Women are always told that they need to be confident if they want to get a man or a job.

However, as Tina Fey suggests, confidence is about tricking yourself into believing that you're capable of anything.

When you believe that you can do what you're setting out to do, then there's a much higher chance that you'll actually accomplish it.

So keep believing in yourself, even if nobody else will.2

3. Amy Poeler

Amy Poeler

Women are seen as emotional creatures, but that doesn't mean that you should be ashamed about crying.

It's a natural reaction to sad or even joyful events.

So the next time you shed a few tears, don't hide yourself away.2

Instead, blame it on how ridiculous the men in your life are acting.

4. Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

Even if you're not a fan of Sarah Silverman, you have to admit that she's right.

Women spend too much time worrying about what they look like when they should be focused on more important things.

Your appearance isn't everything.

Accomplishing your goals is far more important than checking your makeup in the mirror.

Joan Rivers
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