7 Funny Ways to Turn down Sex when You're Not in the Mood ...

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You shouldn't have sex with your boyfriend whenever he tries to initiate it.

If you're not turned on, then don't go through with it just to please him.

Sex is meant to be enjoyed by both parties, so if you don't want to sleep with him, don't do it.

If you're embarrassed to tell him that you're not in the mood, here are a few funny ways to turn him down instead:

1. I’m Not in the Mood to Be Disappointed by You

I’m Not in the Mood to Be Disappointed by You

Let's face it: Unless you've been with him for a while and have taught him how your body works, he's probably not going to make you all that happy in bed.2

He'd be the only winner, which is why you should just be blunt by telling him you aren't in the mood to be disappointed by his poor performance.

2. I’m an Impenetrable Fortress of Spanx

I’m an Impenetrable Fortress of Spanx

Men don't realize how much work goes into looking gorgeous.

In order to have sex, you'd have to take off every layer of clothing, including the Spanx that take you a while to get in and out of.

It's too much work.

The sex wouldn't be worth it.

3. Good Things Come to Those Who Wait

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait

You've heard this phrase before, because it's the truth.

Patience is a virtue, after all.

That's why you should remind him that the longer he waits to sleep with you, the more he'll end up appreciating and enjoying the sex.

4. I Would, but You'd Never Be Able to Enjoy Sex with Another Girl Again

I Would, but You'd Never Be Able to Enjoy Sex with Another Girl Again

Here's a line to use on a stranger at the bar.

After all, you're the sexiest woman in the world--not to mention, you're amazing in bed.

If you slept with him, then he would never be able to enjoy sex again.

Every other girl would look horrible in comparison to you.

So really, you're doing him a favor by refusing to sleep with him.

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