4. Marriage


This is probably the most quoted of all Groucho Marx one-liners.

You may have heard it without even knowing who it is originally attributed to.

Despite this quote, Groucho was married three times – and divorced three times.

He also said of marriage β€œI was married by a judge.

I should have asked for a jury” and something that might resonate with short celebrity marriages today β€œIn Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom”.

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