3. I Just Got My Period. Red Alert!

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If you need a code word to tell your friends that you need to borrow a pad or a tampon, then you should use "red alert." Of course, other people might pick up on what you're talking about.

It isn't the most secretive code word, but it is a funny one!

Why Yes, I Am on My Period. You Could Say That I’m … *dramatic Pause* … Ovary-reacting