17 Things Your Boobs Would Say if They Could Talk πŸ™Œ ...


Breasts are pretty amazing.

I mean, they feed babies – they make milk so you can provide for your children!

They are also seen as sexy, of course, there's no denying that, but even though I own a pair of boobs and adore them in general, it's hard to sexualize them when you walk around with them all day.

I know my breasts pretty well.

They kind of have their own feelings sometimes – did you ever notice that?

If your boobs could talk, I think they'd share these messages.

I know mine would.

1. Can You Tell That Dude to Stop Staring at Us?

clothing, person, woman, brown hair, jewellery,

Well, I can only imagine that our breasts just hate being under scrutiny all the time, you know?

2. We Hate Button down Shirts

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I know mine do, anyway, which really sucks because I love button down shirts myself – boobs tend to win the argument, though.

3. We Think You Need to Go in for a Professional Bra Sizing, Pal

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Do you know how likely it is that you and I are both wearing a bra that doesn't actually fit our boobs?

4. I'm Being Stabbed to Death by Underwire!

black, white, person, black and white, film noir,

Ouch, ouch, ouch, this is the worst!

5. You Don't Support Me the Way You Used to

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This might be a sign that it's time to replace your old bra, especially if it's having underwire issues or if it's entirely stretched out of shape.

6. Please, Mistress, Can You Free Us from This Cage?

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I don't know about yours, but my breasts frequently ask for freedom.

7. Can You Turn up the Heat or Put on a Sweater, Please and Thanks?

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Because IT'S COLD!

Get it?

8. Help! I'm Being Held Prisoner! Let Me out!

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Your boobs at the end of a long, long day spent in an uncomfortable bra, probably.

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