They say puns are the lowest form of humor. I disagree. I am not good at making puns, but I am very good at laughing at them. If you're a punny person, perhaps you'll recognize yourself in these puns. Allow me to offer up my friendship if your current friend group does not properly appreciate your sense of humor. I would laugh at all your puns.
1 Do You Show off Your Math Skills?
Don't be obtuse, just admit it if it's true. I bet your friends think you're an angle.
2 Are You Unfailingly Polite when You Share Information?
Good. No one likes a rude know-it-all.
3 Do You Enjoy Giving History a Humorous Twist?
Just remember not to be a penis potato about all the things you know.
4 If You Are Patriotic, You Can Be Punny
There are so many levels of puns. So many.
5 Are You Willing to Pay for Your Crimes?
With great puns come great responsibility. Remember, it's wrong to do anything ill-eagle.
6 Are Your Rick Rolls at the Next Level?
This is so inspiring. I got chills.
7 Did You Get This Immediately?
Tell us. TELL US.
8 Do You Always Double down?
Eye see what they did there. … I'll see myself out.
9 Do You Think Puns Have Gone to the Dogs?
Sorry. I can't see myself out halfway through the post, I don't know why I claimed I would.
10 Do You Love Fine Art as Much as You Love Puns?
I would love to own this van, though.
11 Does Your Wit Inspire?
You should consider this the next time someone needs a pick-me-up. Seriously. Say it.
12 Do You Know Where Puns and Disney Collide?
Admit it. Your lip at least twitched.
13 Are You Also a Cunning Linguist?
I snorted, though. I mean, I actually made that sound.
14 Is This Your Favorite?
It's my favorite. I laugh every single time.
15 Can You See the Indescribable Beauty in This?
I can. I admit it. That is gorgeous.
16 Will This Become Your Next Go-to Joke?
It might become mine. Sorry. Friends, I'm sorry.
17 Are You This Person?
If you are, you should get out. Just gtfo right now.