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Carpe Vinum! These Quotes about Wine Will Make You Laugh ...

It's five o'clock somewhere, so it's the perfect time to pour a glass of red or white and read these funny (and totally true) wine quotes!

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1. Sip Happens

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2. Fruit Salad

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3. Wine in the Shower?

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4. Coffee Vs. Wine

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5. Good Stories!

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6. Emily from "Gilmore Girls"

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7. Right... Meditation...

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8. Missing!

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9. Latin?

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10. Cooking with Wine

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11. Love

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12. Like Duct Tape

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13. Outdoorsy

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14. Keep Calm...

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15. I Need Glasses Too

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16. Say "when"

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17. Not a Hangover

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18. TBT?

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19. My Hero!

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20. Half Empty!

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21. Special Occasion

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22. Lean...

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23. Wine + Crafting

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24. Me Too!

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25. My Shirt!

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26. Wine Vs. Water + Milk

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27. Wine O'Clock

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28. Life Coaches

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29. Our Secret

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30. Screw It!

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31. Tonight's Forecast

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32. Poetry

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33. Happiness

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34. Carpe Vinum!

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35. Online Shopping

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36. We Need to Talk...

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37. No Soliciting

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38. Super-powers

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39. Win!

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40. Liquid Dinner

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41. McWine

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42. Bottled up

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