It's five o'clock somewhere, so it's the perfect time to pour a glass of red or white and read these funny (and totally true) wine quotes!
1. Sip Happens
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2. Fruit Salad
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Source: 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
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3. Wine in the Shower?
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Source: Sometimes I Take Baths Because
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4. Coffee Vs. Wine
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Source: Wine Quotes
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5. Good Stories!
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Source: Wine Quotes
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6. Emily from "Gilmore Girls"
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Source: buzzfeed.com
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7. Right... Meditation...
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8. Missing!
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Source: BOGO SALE Typography Print Quote
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9. Latin?
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Source: Unavailable Listing on Etsy
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10. Cooking with Wine
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Source: buzzfeed.com
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11. Love
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12. Like Duct Tape
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Is
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13. Outdoorsy
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Source: I'm Outdoorsy I Drink My
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14. Keep Calm...
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15. I Need Glasses Too
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Source: I'm not Always a B*tch
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16. Say "when"
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Source: Top Ten Tuesday: 10 funny
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17. Not a Hangover
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Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 269
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18. TBT?
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19. My Hero!
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Source: 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
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20. Half Empty!
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Source: ww: coffee, wine & giggles
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21. Special Occasion
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Always Keep
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22. Lean...
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Does
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23. Wine + Crafting
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Source: Wine Quotes
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24. Me Too!
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25. My Shirt!
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Source: I Do Yoga
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26. Wine Vs. Water + Milk
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Source: notonthehighstreet.com
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27. Wine O'Clock
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Source: Wine Art Print, Kitchen Sign
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28. Life Coaches
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29. Our Secret
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Source: Slayashell
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30. Screw It!
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31. Tonight's Forecast
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32. Poetry
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33. Happiness
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34. Carpe Vinum!
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35. Online Shopping
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Source: LuLus.com Fashion Blog | Fashion
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36. We Need to Talk...
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37. No Soliciting
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Source: Wine Humor No Soliciting Sign
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38. Super-powers
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Source: Rep Site
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39. Win!
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Source: Indulge in your Vices: Chocolate
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40. Liquid Dinner
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41. McWine
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Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 215
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42. Bottled up
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Source: Wine Quotes
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