It's five o'clock somewhere, so it's the perfect time to pour a glass of red or white and read these funny (and totally true) wine quotes!
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1. Sip Happens
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Source: Sip Happens. It's OK To
2. Fruit Salad
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Source: 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
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3. Wine in the Shower?
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Source: Sometimes I Take Baths Because
4. Coffee Vs. Wine
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Source: Wine Quotes
5. Good Stories!
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Source: Wine Quotes
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6. Emily from "Gilmore Girls"
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Source: buzzfeed.com
7. Right... Meditation...
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Source: 12 Valentine's Day E-Cards You
8. Missing!
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Source: BOGO SALE Typography Print Quote
9. Latin?
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Source: Unavailable Listing on Etsy
10. Cooking with Wine
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Source: buzzfeed.com
11. Love
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Source: 12. Like Duct Tape
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Is
13. Outdoorsy
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Source: I'm Outdoorsy I Drink My
14. Keep Calm...
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Source: zulily | something special every
15. I Need Glasses Too
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Source: I'm not Always a B*tch
16. Say "when"
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Source: Top Ten Tuesday: 10 funny
17. Not a Hangover
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Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 269
18. TBT?
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19. My Hero!
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Source: 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
20. Half Empty!
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Source: ww: coffee, wine & giggles
21. Special Occasion
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Always Keep
22. Lean...
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Does
23. Wine + Crafting
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Source: Wine Quotes
24. Me Too!
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Source: 25. My Shirt!
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Source: I Do Yoga
26. Wine Vs. Water + Milk
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Source: notonthehighstreet.com
27. Wine O'Clock
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Source: Wine Art Print, Kitchen Sign
28. Life Coaches
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Source: My Big Day - My
29. Our Secret
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Source: Slayashell
30. Screw It!
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Source: All I need is Mascara
31. Tonight's Forecast
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Source: 32. Poetry
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Source: 33. Happiness
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Source: 34. Carpe Vinum!
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35. Online Shopping
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Source: LuLus.com Fashion Blog | Fashion
36. We Need to Talk...
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Source: How to Cure Hangover Nausea
37. No Soliciting
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Source: Wine Humor No Soliciting Sign
38. Super-powers
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Source: Rep Site
39. Win!
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Source: Indulge in your Vices: Chocolate
40. Liquid Dinner
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Source: We're looking for a few
41. McWine
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Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 215
42. Bottled up
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Source: Wine Quotes
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