Carpe Vinum These Quotes about Wine Will Make You Laugh ...

Jennifer

It's five o'clock somewhere, so it's the perfect time to pour a glass of red or white and read these funny (and totally true) wine quotes!

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1

Sip Happens

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2

Fruit Salad

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3

Wine in the Shower?

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4

Coffee Vs. Wine

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5

Good Stories!

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6

Emily from "Gilmore Girls"

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7

Right... Meditation...

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8

Missing!

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9

Latin?

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10

Cooking with Wine

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11

Love

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12

Like Duct Tape

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13

Outdoorsy

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14

Keep Calm...

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15

I Need Glasses Too

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16

Say "when"

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17

Not a Hangover

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18

TBT?

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19

My Hero!

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20

Half Empty!

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21

Special Occasion

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22

Lean...

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23

Wine + Crafting

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24

Me Too!

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25

My Shirt!

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26

Wine Vs. Water + Milk

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27

Wine O'Clock

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28

Life Coaches

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29

Our Secret

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30

Screw It!

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31

Tonight's Forecast

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32

Poetry

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33

Happiness

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34

Carpe Vinum!

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35

Online Shopping

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36

We Need to Talk...

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37

No Soliciting

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38

Super-powers

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39

Win!

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40

Liquid Dinner

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41

McWine

Nishat Name,text,font,line,brand, Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 215

42

Bottled up

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