It's five o'clock somewhere, so it's the perfect time to pour a glass of red or white and read these funny (and totally true) wine quotes!
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Sip Happens
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Source: Sip Happens. It's OK To
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Fruit Salad
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Source: 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
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Wine in the Shower?
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Source: Sometimes I Take Baths Because
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Coffee Vs. Wine
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Source: Wine Quotes
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Good Stories!
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Source: Wine Quotes
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Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Emily from "Gilmore Girls"
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Source: buzzfeed.com
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Right... Meditation...
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Source: 12 Valentine's Day E-Cards You
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Missing!
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Source: BOGO SALE Typography Print Quote
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Latin?
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Source: Unavailable Listing on Etsy
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Cooking with Wine
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Source: buzzfeed.com
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Love
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Like Duct Tape
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Is
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Outdoorsy
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Source: I'm Outdoorsy I Drink My
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Keep Calm...
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Source: zulily | something special every
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I Need Glasses Too
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Source: I'm not Always a B*tch
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Say "when"
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Source: Top Ten Tuesday: 10 funny
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Not a Hangover
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Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 269
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TBT?
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Source: DIY Baby Keepsake - using
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My Hero!
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Source: 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
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Half Empty!
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Source: ww: coffee, wine & giggles
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Special Occasion
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Always Keep
Lean...
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Source: Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Does
Wine + Crafting
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Source: Wine Quotes
Me Too!
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Source: My Shirt!
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Source: I Do Yoga
Wine Vs. Water + Milk
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Source: notonthehighstreet.com
Wine O'Clock
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Source: Wine Art Print, Kitchen Sign
Life Coaches
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Source: My Big Day - My
Our Secret
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Source: Slayashell
Screw It!
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Source: All I need is Mascara
Tonight's Forecast
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Source: Poetry
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Source: Happiness
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Source: Carpe Vinum!
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Source: Items similar to 8x10 "Carpe
Online Shopping
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Source: LuLus.com Fashion Blog | Fashion
We Need to Talk...
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Source: How to Cure Hangover Nausea
No Soliciting
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Source: Wine Humor No Soliciting Sign
Super-powers
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Source: Rep Site
Win!
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Source: Indulge in your Vices: Chocolate
Liquid Dinner
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Source: We're looking for a few
McWine
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Source: 365 Happiness Project: Quote 215
Bottled up
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Source: Wine Quotes
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