--- title: "Carpe Vinum! These Quotes about Wine Will Make You Laugh ..." description: "Sip Happens; Fruit Salad; Wine in the Shower?; Coffee Vs. Wine; Good Stories!; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/carpe-vinum-these-quotes-about-wine-will-make-you-laugh/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # Carpe Vinum! These Quotes about Wine Will Make You Laugh ... It's five o'clock somewhere, so it's the perfect time to pour a glass of red or white and read these funny (and totally true) wine quotes! ## 1. Sip Happens ![font,wood,sign,street sign,brand,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wm/se/lumij_font_wood_sign_street-sign_brand_570x760.jpg) Source: [Sip Happens. It's OK To](https://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 2. Fruit Salad ![text,font,organ,brand,emotion,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/do/wv/a3ska_text_font_organ_brand_emotion_600x600.jpg) Source: [365 Happiness Project 2014 –](https://www.boho-weddings.com/81952/365-happiness-project-2014-quote-34/) ## 3. Wine in the Shower? ![sign,wood,font,street sign,signage,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/g9/l3/nqaf3_sign_wood_font_street-sign_signage_570x760.jpg) Source: [Sometimes I Take Baths Because](https://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 4. Coffee Vs. Wine _ Source: Wine Quotes_ ## 5. Good Stories! _ Source: Wine Quotes_ ## 6. Emily from "Gilmore Girls" ![person,professional,profession,Only,prostitutes,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ob/hu/ivhe9_person_professional_profession_only_prostitutes_500x699.jpg) Source: [buzzfeed.com](https://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/reasons-emily-gilmore-is-the-best-character-on-gilmore-gi?sub=3532713_4393231) ## 7. Right... Meditation... ![It Works Distributor,text,brand,advertising,presentation,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/h2/tp/y8qlu_it-works-distributor_text_brand_advertising_presentation_600x420.jpg) Source: [12 Valentine's Day E-Cards You](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/anti-valentines-day-cards_n_5a58fe41e4b04f3c55a24960) ## 8. Missing! ![text,commemorative plaque,font,sign,book,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fm/vp/uzfbg_text_commemorative-plaque_font_sign_book_570x760.jpg) Source: [BOGO SALE Typography Print Quote](http://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 9. Latin? ![text,font,poster,brand,calligraphy,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pu/uq/ztq15_text_font_poster_brand_calligraphy_570x712.jpg) Source: [Unavailable Listing on Etsy](http://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 10. Cooking with Wine ![Invention,text,poster,font,album cover,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ou/fv/t8u7w_invention_text_poster_font_album-cover_600x788.jpg) Source: [buzzfeed.com](https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/24-best-quotes-ever-about-food) ## 11. Love ![black,font,distilled beverage,drink,alcoholic beverage,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/z4/gh/k0axg_black_font_distilled-beverage_drink_alcoholic-beverage_600x1138.jpg) Source: [Chalkboard Style Kitchen Art Poster](https://goo.gl/dAPXRI) ## 12. Like Duct Tape ![text,font,vehicle registration plate,LIKE,DUCT,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/k2/vn/azn2c_text_font_vehicle-registration-plate_like_duct_350x508.jpg) Source: [Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Is](http://shop.nordstrom.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 13. Outdoorsy ![sign,community,signage,lawn,YMOUTDOORSY,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yl/k9/vn1xk_sign_community_signage_lawn_ymoutdoorsy_570x760.jpg) Source: [I'm Outdoorsy I Drink My](https://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 14. Keep Calm... ![font,poster,distilled beverage,KEEP,CALM,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/hz/oh/f33qz_font_poster_distilled-beverage_keep_calm_317x802.jpg) Source: [zulily | something special every](http://www.zulily.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 15. I Need Glasses Too ![lighting,rectangle,drawing,pattern,picture frame,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wv/bz/ogdbi_lighting_rectangle_drawing_pattern_picture-frame_380x516.jpg) Source: [I'm not Always a B*tch](https://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 16. Say "when" ![cartoon,nose,font,comics,organ,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bu/mr/swlqj_cartoon_nose_font_comics_organ_600x740.jpg) Source: [Top Ten Tuesday: 10 funny](https://www.worldaviationfestivalblog.com/) ## 17. Not a Hangover ![text,font,line,brand,shape,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/uk/no/cn9xl_text_font_line_brand_shape_600x521.jpg) Source: [365 Happiness Project: Quote 269](https://www.boho-weddings.com/76576/365-happiness-project-quote-269/) ## 18. TBT? ![Curvy Closet,font,line,brand,shape,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zx/qs/mf4kf_curvy-closet_font_line_brand_shape_600x500.jpg) Source: [DIY Baby Keepsake - using](https://pagingfunmums.com/2013/08/29/diy-baby-keepsake-using-homemade-clay/) ## 19. My Hero! ![Construccion,text,font,product,brand,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/l9/dg/kft7d_construccion_text_font_product_brand_600x600.jpg) Source: [365 Happiness Project 2014 –](https://www.boho-weddings.com/99752/365-happiness-project-2014-quote-274/) ## 20. Half Empty! _ Source: ww: coffee, wine & giggles_ ## 21. Special Occasion ![The Iconic,text,font,ALWAYS,KEEP,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vf/ui/eja0w_the-iconic_text_font_always_keep_380x379.jpg) Source: [Primitives by Kathy 'Always Keep](http://shop.nordstrom.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 22. Lean... ![text,font,sign,WINE,DOES,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/dy/x1/pha2z_text_font_sign_wine_does_380x470.jpg) Source: [Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Does](http://shop.nordstrom.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 23. Wine + Crafting _ Source: Wine Quotes_ ## 24. Me Too! ![FBC Bank,English Democrats,Centro de Enseñanza Técnica y Superior,line,font,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wa/rf/tpm2q_fbc-bank_english-democrats_centro-de-ensenanza-tecnica-y-superior_line_font_600x529.jpg) Source: [Anxiety disorder: fighting and relief](https://discover.hubpages.com/health/Anxiety-disorder-fighting-and-relief) ## 25. My Shirt! _ Source: I Do Yoga_ ## 26. Wine Vs. Water + Milk ![text,font,calligraphy,art,picture frame,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ox/us/qtr7x_text_font_calligraphy_art_picture-frame_500x756.jpg) Source: [notonthehighstreet.com](https://www.notonthehighstreet.com/karinakesson/product/alcohol-may-not-solve-your-problems-print) ## 27. Wine O'Clock ![text,font,poster,logo,brand,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/eo/s3/srxph_text_font_poster_logo_brand_570x712.jpg) Source: [Wine Art Print, Kitchen Sign](https://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 28. Life Coaches ![Someecards,human action,text,cartoon,writing,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qm/xa/ofl8e_someecards_human-action_text_cartoon_writing_600x420.jpg) Source: [My Big Day - My](https://www.mybigdaycompany.com/) ## 29. Our Secret _ Source: Slayashell_ ## 30. Screw It! ![text,font,logo,product,organ,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ee/ts/j8phe_text_font_logo_product_organ_576x720.jpg) Source: [All I need is Mascara](https://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 31. Tonight's Forecast ![Champion Performance,text,font,writing,logo,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yz/hq/bodzr_champion-performance_text_font_writing_logo_600x600.jpg) Source: [Birdsnest Women's Clothing Australia](http://www.birdsnest.com.au?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 32. Poetry ![text,font,product,logo,diagram,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/n4/ux/mr8y1_text_font_product_logo_diagram_570x474.jpg) Source: [16 seriously funny Valentines cards](https://coolmompicks.com/blog/2015/02/08/16-funny-valentines-cards/) ## 33. Happiness ![Diplomate of National Board,text,font,poster,advertising,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/se/is/n332v_diplomate-of-national-board_text_font_poster_advertising_579x844.jpg) Source: [Nietzsche quotes, quote prints, quote](http://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 34. Carpe Vinum! ![font,sign,art,signage,advertising,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/x5/rt/ve019_font_sign_art_signage_advertising_570x559.jpg) Source: [Items similar to 8x10 "Carpe](http://www.etsy.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 35. Online Shopping _ Source: LuLus.com Fashion Blog | Fashion_ ## 36. We Need to Talk... ![Hey Violet,text,handwriting,font,line,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fg/uk/myrqs_hey-violet_text_handwriting_font_line_438x594.jpg) Source: [How to Cure Hangover Nausea](https://goo.gl/OvTFg5) ## 37. No Soliciting ![Parque Shopping Maia,text,font,product,brand,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fq/yj/auya9_parque-shopping-maia_text_font_product_brand_512x482.jpg) Source: [Wine Humor No Soliciting Sign](http://www.zazzle.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 38. Super-powers ![text,font,brand,advertising,banner,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ye/zy/kbjvy_text_font_brand_advertising_banner_400x400.jpg) Source: [Rep Site](https://www.travelingvineyard.com/guide/kbwinetasting/) ## 39. Win! ![picture frame,font,rectangle,Win,with,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bv/hm/q2wze_picture-frame_font_rectangle_win_with_466x582.jpg) Source: [Indulge in your Vices: Chocolate](https://goo.gl/UhEPh4) ## 40. Liquid Dinner ![poster,album cover,painting,advertising,writing,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/mm/fa/binr7_poster_album-cover_painting_advertising_writing_600x622.jpg) Source: [We're looking for a few](https://hellogiggles.com/lifestyle/looking-good-women/) ## 41. McWine ![Nishat Name,text,font,line,brand,](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/c6/p7/fcpfx_nishat-name_text_font_line_brand_600x525.jpg) Source: [365 Happiness Project: Quote 215](https://goo.gl/LL6wy5) ## 42. 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