7 Cars Men Should Never Ever Drive ...

If you're tired of your man constantly asking to borrow your car, it's time to make a change, to trade in your current ride for something that's so emasculating to any dude behind the wheel, he'll never ask for the keys. We girls can drive these cars without drawing sympathetic looks (or laughs) from men, but your man probably can't. So if you're looking for a new car, one your guy will never, ever ask to borrow, consider one of these. Here are 7 cars a man really shouldn't drive (suggest all in good fun, of course).

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Chrysler PT Cruiser

Chrysler PT Cruiser Why does this super-cool car make my list, when I’m sure scores of men have driven one without being made fun of by loads of total strangers? Because I drive one, so automatically, I think of it as a chick car. Your boyfriend may ask to borrow it, but maybe not.

Mazda Miata

Mazda Miata Simply put, even James Bond or the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” couldn’t make this tiny round convertible masculine. Ditto for the Honda del Sol. You'll love either one, but he might not even want to ride shotgun. Not enough "leg room."

Fiat 500

Fiat 500 This tiny car is entirely cool — but if you’ve ever seen the commercial from a few years ago for McDonald’s, featuring the rental-car nightmare, The Speck, you’ll understand why this makes my list. The only man who can drive one? Apparently, Charlie Sheen.

GEO Tracker

GEO Tracker While to some, the GEO/Chevy Tracker may seem like the ideal blend of “outdoorsy” and “fun” and “youthful,” to me, it also has a dash of “girl.” The same can be said for the Suzuki Sidekick.

Pontiac Sunfire Convertible

Pontiac Sunfire Convertible I’m sure Pontiac didn’t mean for the Sunfire convertible to be a chick car. I’m sure Pontiac meant for the Sunfire convertible to be driven and enjoyed by scores of young men and women, but somehow, like the Dodge Neon, this car seems to say “Hi, my name is Becky, and next year, when I graduate from college, I’m trading this in for an Audi!” So it's doubtful your sweetie will want to drive it.

Any Minivan, Ever

Any Minivan, Ever I know it’s convenient. I know it’s swanky and cushy inside, with loads of comfort and infotainment options. But your man will probably never drive your minivan, because even if you remove all the booster seats and vacuum out all of the ground-up Cheerios and Goldfish crackers, he'll never be able to peel off the little stick figure family window clings. Only soccer moms can pull off the soccer mom look.

Anything Pink

Anything Pink When I was in high school, there was a girl whose parents bought her a pink pick-up truck for her sixteenth birthday. So take note: no matter what car you get, even a Corvette or Mustang or Bentley, your man probably won't ask for the keys.

See? You have plenty of new-car options your guy won't want to borrow - unless he really truly doesn't care what other humans think. Do you have a boyfriend-borrowing-proof car I should add to my list?

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Hint: the car a man chooses to drive is an extension of his perceived self...if you as a passionate hot blooded woman want to get into a guy's pink beetle, go for it but don't expect the ride of a life-time!! LOL!!

Me thinks we should stop classifying things as "feminine" or "masculine". Me thinks gender roles are a waste of time and labeling things does much more harm than good. I wouldn't call this article sexist because it's not done in a malicious way, it's done in a comedic way, however it supports the notion that we can put things (and people for that matter) into nice neat little cookie cutter boxes all wrapped up with a tiny silk bow when that's just not practical. You should be free to do what you want, think what you want, where what you want etc. as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

I knew a guy that drove a purple pt cruiser!!! Haha I think it was a convertible too Lmao

I thought it was funny! We must not take everything too seriously.

Wow. This article actually makes me want to delete this app (and I really love some of the stuff AWS posts.) Anything I could say has already been said. I *get* this is meant to be pokey and funny but just, really? Sexism?

I once had a very ordinary type of Peugeot and my partner drove us to a lunch. Aft wards when we were leaving he said I should drive it home and his old lady friend then asked me " can you drive this car ?" I was happy to tell her that actually I had owned and driven it for seven years !

For the love of God, lighten up quines ! I'm so sick of the politically correct bunch making an issue where there is none ! There are worse articles to be found on the net- the current state of unrest with different religions, paedophilia and animal cruelty - things which are much bigger than a wee fun article. Try living in the real world instead of being keyboard warriors! I come here for some light hearted bits and pieces not to be bogged down with accusations of various " isms" . Bams !

I know this is supposed to be funny, or at least humorous, but i must agree with Holly! The presumption is so sexist that it kills the humor,mat least for me. With no disrespect intended to the writer, when a woman is advised, even in jest, that it's an acceptable idea to "emasculate" their guy by buying a pink VW, because no guy would want to be seen driving a "pink" car, it is insulting. Personally, I have always thought of the PT Cruiser as an old-folks vehicle, the PT Geezer, because I see so many gray-haired men and women driving them. Is that a fair assessment? The Mazda Miata happens to be a high-performance roadster, certainly not a "chick" car! I'll concede the minivan, lol...there are certainly times when guys need to be gently reminded that the penis doesn't rule the world. But I'd say driving is not one of those times. As Holly said, if a guy posted a list of cars that should "never" be driven by a woman, we'd be all over that list before you could say Danika Patrick 😏

Ok pink snd da da da .... Ok but whats wrong with minivan what if he has big family I dont agree with that one

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