Don't you hate when someone tries to invade your privacy? You don't go around asking them about the intricate details of their life, so they shouldn't ask you about yours. Of course, some people will never learn, so here are a few comebacks for all of the nosy people in your life:
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1. Hey, I Found Your Nose. It’s in My Business Again!
You can start this one by asking them if they know where their nose went. When they act confused, you can hit them with this clever comeback.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
2. Remember when I Asked for Your Opinion? Me Neither
If someone decides to tell you how to dress or how to do your makeup, even though you didn't ask for their opinion, use this comeback on them. It'll put them in their place.
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This article offers 17 witty comebacks for dealing with nosy people, specifically in regards to unsolicited opinions on personal appearance. The suggested comeback, "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither," is a humorous way to shut down someone who feels the need to give unwarranted advice. The article is published on a women-focused blog and falls under the category of "funny." It provides readers with practical and relatable responses to deal with nosy individuals in their lives. These comebacks can be used in various scenarios, from nosy coworkers to judgmental family members. The article aims to empower women to stand up for themselves and not let others dictate their choices.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
3. Oh I Didn’t Tell You. It Must Have Been None of Your Business then
If someone gets offended over the fact that you didn't tell them your deepest, darkest secret, they're acting ridiculous. It's not your job to inform them of everything that goes on in your life.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
4. Unless You’re My Thong, Don’t Be up My Ass
This one is a little crude, but it'll get the point across.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
5. Solve Your Own Problems before You Try to Solve Mine
Why would anyone try to fix your problems when they have plenty of problems of their own?
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
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6. Why do You Ask?
This is a simple question that'll make them realize that they have no good reason for invading your privacy.
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This text is part of an article that provides humorous comebacks for people who are too nosy. The image provided is of a person with an inquisitive expression and the text suggests that the reader use this question as a response when someone is invading their privacy. The article is intended to be lighthearted and provide readers with an entertaining way to respond to nosy people.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
7. You’re All up in My Kool Aid and Don’t Even Know the Flavor
They might get confused by this one, but at least it'll get them to leave you alone.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
8. Don’t You Have Your Own Life to Worry about?
They definitely do, so they won't be able to respond to this without looking foolish.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
9. My Privacy Isn’t Your Entertainment
You aren't a reality star. Your problems aren't meant to entertain your neighbors.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
10. Stalk Me on Facebook like a Normal Person
Tell them to stop asking you questions about your personal life, and just try cyber stalking you like everyone else does.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
11. I’d Give You a Nasty Look, but You Already Have One
This will be a verbal slap to the face.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
12. You Should Introduce Your Lower Lip to Your Upper Lip and Shut the Hell up
This is the perfect way to get them to stop asking questions.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
13. I’ve Got Five Fingers. the Middle One is for You
This one is pretty rude, so only use it on someone who can take a joke.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
14. I’m Sorry My Life is More Interesting than Yours
Obviously your life is better than their life if they're so concerned with everything that you do.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
15. Do You Want Your Nose Back?
This should make your annoyance pretty clear.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
16. Everyone’s Entitled to Be Stupid, but You're Abusing the Privilege
After all, it's pretty stupid to try to get involved in someone else's business.
Try to keep it light! You could say something like, 'Why do you ask?' or 'That's a secret I'm keeping for now.' It shuts them down politely without giving away too much.
Humor is always a good way to handle it. You can say something like, 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you,' or 'Why do you need to know? Are you writing a book?' It keeps things funny but clear that you're not sharing.
You could simply say, 'I'd rather not talk about it,' or 'That's personal.' If you want to add a bit of humor, you can say, 'Now that’s a story for another time!'
You can respond with something like, 'Wow, that's interesting!' and then steer the conversation back to a neutral topic. Or humorously say, 'Looks like you've got the better story!' The goal is to keep your cool.
Oh, there are plenty! You can call them 'Snoop Dog,' 'Nancy Drew,' or 'Sherlock.' It's playful but gets the point across that they’re digging a bit too deep.
17. Keep Rolling Your Eyes. You Might Find a Brain Back There
This one is a last resort, since it's pretty rude. But it's also pretty funny.
Some people need to learn to mind their own business. What other comebacks have you used on nosy people?
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Starrfire: I am usually pretty good but there are times that someone has asked me too many personal questions and my newest reply is "why you ask? You writing a book?" That pretty much shuts them up, fast.
SummerC: I love it !!!*
Kris: I just say "I wasn't aware that MY issues were YOUR PROBLEM. I'm an adult now, capable of solving MY PROBLEMS. Or not." p
Anuja: so cool comebacks to avoid stupid ppl❣👏🏻
Angel: I LOVE #4 lol
Emma: I can't wait to use all these! Some people at my school are very nosy and I can't wait to tell them to get out of my business
OhSoDivine: ❤❤❤more of these please
S4mC4rter: Yeah these are nice but Dean Winchester and Derek Morgan 😍
Kaillee: Too funny! These are g o o d, hope I remember them~
BoomPow: After you've read my comment read my username
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