No matter how old you get, you'll never stop loving Disney. There's just something magical about the movies that'll make you cherish them forever. If you have little siblings that are Disney fans, or just want to giggle yourself, here are some jokes about the franchise:
"Because she will let it go." My apologies if the song gets stuck in your head. It happens pretty easily.
"Floor-E duh!" The way you say this line can make or break the joke, so don't be afraid to go all out. The sillier you sound, the better.
"Tinkerbell." If you said Fix it Felix, you still get brownie points, don't worry.
" Some day my prints will come." A good selfie is far more important than finding the love of your life, anyway.
"Because she's the fairest of them all." She has more than good looks, you know. She also has a good heart.
"Because she has a pumpkin for a coach." If that didnt make you laugh, here's another answer: "Because she kept running away from the ball."
"That hit the spot." If you're lucky enough to own a Dalmatian, you can use this joke every single time he eats. He won't be able to heckle you, so you'll feel like a true comic.
"Wendy's." You have to admit that they have some pretty magical menu items. Their mascot isn't as gorgeous as the Wendy that Peter knows, though.
"Mermalade." That's the only way mermaids will eat their toast. It's the rule of the sea.
"Because he never never lands." Plus, he acts like a child, and children never want to be stuck in one place.
"Because it was the mane event." Even though Simba didn't actually have a mane yet, all the animals knew that he'd be the King of them one day, so they started sucking up early.
"Mulan." Think about the way you pronounce the word, not the way it's spelt. Cows just love to moo.
"A buck an ear." If you didn't already know, buccaneers are pirates. That's why his piercings were so darn cheap.
"He was looking for Pooh." Yes, it's gross, but it'll make the little ones giggle. The younger you are, the more you love potty humor.
"To find Pluto." Luckily, Pluto is considered a planet again, so you won't get a science lesson from your friends when you choose to tell this joke.
Since there are so many different Disney shows, stories, and films, there are plenty of opportunities to come up with puns. What other Disney jokes can you come up with?