Is there anything more delicious than this, really? There's just so much freedom.

No bra, no Spanx, no skinny jeans, no shoes … being naked and unfettered is heaven, especially if you're just running around your house alone, having a high old time.

You know that sad little eye-scratch you do with the side of your fingertip when your eye makeup is all on point? Those things suck. There's nothing like finally being able to rub the hell out of your eyes.

I hate shaving. Hate it. But as much as I hate it, even I have to admit that my legs feel awesome afterward. I just want to touch them constantly.

Especially if any of them have been poking you in the head or pulling your hair the wrong way. Absolute bliss!

What? It's true. Holding in a fart feels awful. The freedom of finally blowing the old butt trumpet is right up there with taking off your bra.

This goes beyond both getting naked and removing your bra. Sliding out of your Spanx, pulling off a body shaper, and undoing a corset are all amazing. They're practically orgasmic.

Do you ever do that, hold your pee because you're just do busy? Finally sitting down and letting it go is another orgasmic feeling. Mmm ...

These medieval torture devices might make your legs look out-of-this-world, but taking them off at the end of the day is heavenly.

You know you shouldn't, but you can't help it.

Whether it's on your chin or your eyebrows, you know the joy of successfully plucking a stubborn hair.

Pulling out a ponytail, unfurling a braid, releasing a bun – bliss, heaven, so sweet.

Hurts like a bitch when it's happening, feels so incredible when they're totally on fleek.

And I don't mean the skinny style of jeans, I mean the jeans you haven't been able to wear since you weighed fifteen pounds less than you do now.

Well, duh.

It's over! It's finally over!

That's the most delicious act of all!

What everyday moment makes you the happiest?