--- title: "Experiences Everyone Who Shops at Costco Has Had ..." description: "The Promise of Free Samples; What It's like when Everyone else Has the Same Idea as You; The Endless Lines on Weekends; Fighting for Your Place among All the Other Shoppers in General; Dealing with That One D-bag Who's Always Exactly Where You Want to Be; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/experiences-everyone-who-shops-at-costco-has-had/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # Experiences Everyone Who Shops at Costco Has Had ... Having a Costco membership is special. I mean, it's not hard to get one if you're willing to pay for the privilege, so it's not completely exclusive or anything, it's just … well, the membership is incidental, really. It's simply the Golden Ticket you need to reach the wonder of Costco. And there, my friends, there waits a world of magical experiences. ## 1. The Promise of Free Samples ![The Promise of Free Samples](https://img.allw.mn/content/un/om/hvubom0c56e9c9057ff69484467881_500x282.gif) They never stand a chance. You are willing to try everything because it costs nothing. ## 2. What It's like when Everyone else Has the Same Idea as You ![What It's like when Everyone else Has the Same Idea as You](https://img.allw.mn/content/lu/ye/gijbjpss56e9c905ec087239583530_500x255.gif) You have to feel sorry for the people manning the sample tables. We attack like a school of sharks. ## 3. The Endless Lines on Weekends ![The Endless Lines on Weekends](https://img.allw.mn/content/ju/jy/ezkap11n56e9c9063572a520008377_500x226.gif) So many people, so many overloaded carts, so many huge vats of things. ## 4. Fighting for Your Place among All the Other Shoppers in General ![Fighting for Your Place among All the Other Shoppers in General](https://img.allw.mn/content/cn/wg/cruddpb256e9c9069dbe0712563005_500x281.gif) They're just everywhere – with every right to be there, of course, but that does not matter because this is your Costco. ## 5. Dealing with That One D-bag Who's Always Exactly Where You Want to Be ![Dealing with That One D-bag Who's Always Exactly Where You Want to Be](https://img.allw.mn/content/ep/a3/f9hudglu56e9c906afef3060291769_500x275.gif) It's just … it's just that there's so much of Costco to get through. There simply is not time to navigate certain situations that impede your progress. One time I ran into a barricade of high chairs lined up in the aisle. ## 6. The Sheer, Awe-inspiring Size of the Snack Aisles ![The Sheer, Awe-inspiring Size of the Snack Aisles](https://img.allw.mn/content/e0/d7/gxf97nyj56e9c907259a6371876344_480x264.gif) So many snacks in such ginormous quantities, it's like munchies heaven. ## 7. That Overwhelming Need to Buy an Overabundance of Everything ![That Overwhelming Need to Buy an Overabundance of Everything](https://img.allw.mn/content/et/qv/ddrnlfzz56e9c906a80c6449421186_500x260.gif) Don't get me wrong, it's practical to buy huge packs of toilet paper, laundry detergent, and things like that, but that industrial-sized bag of Pizza Rolls is just next level. …actually, is that a real thing? ## 8. Trying to Dodge the Pushy Salespeople ![Trying to Dodge the Pushy Salespeople](https://img.allw.mn/content/z0/q5/xso37llt56e9c9074dbfc511808939_500x282.gif) They are very aggressive. Like, very aggressive. That's annoying … until you happen to need whatever they're offering. ## 9. Gearing up to Get in and out as Quickly as Possible ![Gearing up to Get in and out as Quickly as Possible](https://img.allw.mn/content/si/lf/pxtrashn56e9c907bb121936056228_500x267.gif) And the triumph when you clock in at less than half an hour! ## 10. When Someone else is All up in Your Aisle Especially when it happens more than once. Because, again, this is your Costco. ## 11. Discovering the Booze Section for the First Time ![Discovering the Booze Section for the First Time](https://img.allw.mn/content/h1/sh/r0n0yhvi56e9c908dba10426463469_500x250.gif) There's nothing like it. All that liquor. Such huge quantities. ## 12. Getting Stuck Listening to a Vitamin Pitch ![Getting Stuck Listening to a Vitamin Pitch](https://img.allw.mn/content/pd/py/qh0htj9k56e9c908587c4208882651_500x289.gif) Nooooo! ## 13. The Willa Wonka Wonderland That is the Candy Aisle ![The Willa Wonka Wonderland That is the Candy Aisle](https://img.allw.mn/content/l0/lx/kuqw2m3956e9c908b975e548444983_500x281.gif) I can't even think about it without getting the tingles, tbh. ## 14. Trying to Follow a Massive Costco List via Text ![Trying to Follow a Massive Costco List via Text](https://img.allw.mn/content/mf/s8/ldrify5256e9c908a668d063471054_500x250.gif) It's worse if you write it down, though. Keeping up with paper in Costco is difficult. ## 15. The First Time You Run into That One Couple ![The First Time You Run into That One Couple](https://img.allw.mn/content/aw/p1/mlpaul9956e9c909a02c0409804870_500x300.gif) You know. The couple who's more than happy to, ahem, try out the chairs or futons or mattresses. ## 16. Realizing How Much Money You Actually Spent [https://media.giphy.com/media/11oB8BlbNUI372/giphy.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/11oB8BlbNUI372/giphy.gif) It's always so much. So much money. ## 17. But You Know You're Always Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse ![But You Know You're Always Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse](https://img.allw.mn/content/yd/sv/o9h40j0056e9c9095a5ad336433009_500x273.gif) Costco turns all of us into preppers. And don't even get me started on trying Costco food for the first time. 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