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title: "Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ..."
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# Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ...

It's rude and disrespectful for a man to yell at a woman on the street. That's why [Bustle](https://www.bustle.com/articles/123256-6-witty-responses-to-catcalling-even-though-you-dont-have-to-respond-if-you-dont-want) has created some comebacks that you can use in the future. Here they are:

## 1. If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can

![If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can](https://img.allw.mn/content/ex/zn/g0v9h54h5644ca1f9832e646747070_500x453.gif)

This should get him running.

## 2. "You Couldn't Afford Me."

!["You Couldn't Afford Me."](https://img.allw.mn/content/nk/rg/rjnat46w5644ca1ff1e59138265256_245x160.gif)

You're way out of his league.

## 3. "do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?"

!["do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?"](https://img.allw.mn/content/u4/nh/bkes22mg5644ca20468ca011376062_360x270.gif)

Remind him that he has a female in his life who would hate to hear him disrespect you.

## 4. "Does That Ever Work?"

!["Does That Ever Work?"](https://img.allw.mn/content/mx/jc/md510f0g5644ca2089070174353190_294x233.gif)

His answer is bound to be "no."

## 5. If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know."

![If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know."](https://img.allw.mn/content/o1/sb/yz17sppc5644ca20e1f89726249486_400x300.gif)

He's not the first one to compliment you, after all.

## 6. Ask Them to Repeat Themselves

![Ask Them to Repeat Themselves](https://img.allw.mn/content/ir/zz/x2ymmced5644ca20ce195675255009_500x281.gif)

Then they'll really be embarrassed.

What other ideas can you come up with?

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