1. Ellen Degeneres

Women should always remember to accept who they are. You're a beautiful, talented, valuable human being, so you should learn to love yourself. Of course, there are always exceptions. If you're a serial killer, then you should probably hold back from being your true self so that you can obey the law and stay out of prison.

2. Tina Fey

Women are always told that they need to be confident if they want to get a man or a job. However, as Tina Fey suggests, confidence is about tricking yourself into believing that you're capable of anything. When you believe that you can do what you're setting out to do, then there's a much higher chance that you'll actually accomplish it. So keep believing in yourself, even if nobody else will.

3. Amy Poeler

Women are seen as emotional creatures, but that doesn't mean that you should be ashamed about crying. It's a natural reaction to sad or even joyful events. So the next time you shed a few tears, don't hide yourself away. Instead, blame it on how ridiculous the men in your life are acting.

4. Sarah Silverman

Even if you're not a fan of Sarah Silverman, you have to admit that she's right. Women spend too much time worrying about what they look like when they should be focused on more important things. Your appearance isn't everything. Accomplishing your goals is far more important than checking your makeup in the mirror.

5. Joan Rivers

Exercising is healthy, which means that you should definitely do it. However, you don't have to do it so often that you remain a size two forever. As Joan says, if there's no diamonds on the floor, then she has no incentive to workout. That means you shouldn't go too crazy on the treadmill. You don't want to hurt yourself when you're trying to make yourself healthier.

6. Whitney Cummings

This is great advice for any women who are ready to settle down with their boyfriend. Giving him a computer with slow internet is sure to make him frustrated, so you'll get to see how he reacts. Does he throw something or does he remain calm? His reaction can tell you a lot about his personality as a whole.

7. Sarah Millican

Don't let magazines trick you into believing that you have to dress up fancy every single day of your life. There's nothing wrong with rocking a pair of sweatpants. They're cozy, and believe it or not, fashionability shouldn't always come before comfortability. If you feel like staying in and dressed down, go for it. You're in charge of your body, after all.

Men aren't the only funny ones out there. There are plenty of women who are just as hilarious as the men on television, but they don't always get the publicity that they deserve. Who's your favorite female comedian?