13 Funny Replies to Overused, Pesky Pick-up Lines ...

It's a compliment to get hit on, but sometimes you just want to be left alone, which is why you need clever replies to pick up lines. They'll let your admirer know that you're not willing to be messed with. Here are some useful replies to pick up lines:

1. Are You from Heaven?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If someone asks you if you’re from heaven, take a cue from Robin Scherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother and say, “Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, like that pick-up line.” It instantly lets him know that his lack of originality is laughable. This is one of the replies to pick up lines that will put you in the position of power, and make him slink away.

2. What’s Your Sign?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

Instead of telling him that you're an Aries, tell him your sign is, "Do not enter." This lets him know that you're not willing to be toyed with. Chances are he's not into astrology, anyway.

3. Where Have You Been All My Life?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Hiding from you." This will either make him laugh or walk away. If you're lucky, it'll be the latter.

4. Hey, is This Seat Empty?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Yeah. But mine will be too if you sit down." Make sure you keep this promise if he takes the seat, despite your protest. Otherwise, he'll think you were just joking around.

5. Do You Believe in Love at First Sight or Should I Walk by Again?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Yeah, but this time, don’t stop." If he's smart, your reply will get him to stop using that pick up line on girls until the end of his days. If not, at least the next girl won't be you.

6. Can I Buy You a Drink?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Will you buy my boyfriend one, too?" Whether or not you're with another guy, he'll get the hint. It's not very subtle, but it gets the job done.

7. Haven’t I Seen You Someplace before?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore." Of course, if you really do see him frequently, try not to be too offensive. You don't want things to get awkward.

8. What Would You Say if I Asked You out?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time." This is a little rude, but sometimes that's just what you need to get your point across. If you treat him too nicely, he'll be there to stay.

9. If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put U and I Together

(Your reaction) Thank you!

You have a couple of choices here. You can say, "Well, I'd put G and O together," "I'd put H and A together," or you could be super bold and say, "I'd put F and U together." Choose whatever feels right.

10. Do You Believe in Fate?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"No, but I believe in bad luck." After this line, you'll either get into an intense debate about fate and bad luck, or he'll be gone for good. With any hope, you'll get to rest your voice.

11. Where Have I Seen You before?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"In your wildest dreams." This lets him know that he doesn't stand a chance without being too rude. If he wants to see you again, all he has to do is close his eyes.

12. I Could Make You Happy

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"How? Are you leaving?" If he doesn't end up leaving, remember that you're free to walk away, as well. No sense sticking around.

13. Your Place or Mine?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

"Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine." After this, you can head back home and watch Netflix. At least the boys on Sherlock are dignified.

Sometimes, pick up lines are fun and harmless. At other times, men try to use them to seduce you, which is why you need to be able to shoot back a quick reply. What's the craziest pick up line someone has ever used on you?

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