--- title: "17 Funny Replies when Someone Tells You to Smile ..." description: "I Will, as Soon as You Leave; It Takes More Energy to Frown than It Does to Smile, so I’m Exercising; I'm Psychic, and I'm Just Too Bummed over What's about to Happen to You to Smile; I Never Smile before I Kill a Man; I Can’t. I Just Got a Facelift; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/funny-replies-when-for-someone-tells-you-to-smile/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # 17 Funny Replies when Someone Tells You to Smile ... Sometimes, men will tell you to smile, just because it would make you look prettier. At other times, they'll tell you to smile, because you look miserable, even though you're just walking around like usual. While they might have good intentions, their request can be pretty irritating. That's why you should use these replies the next time someone orders you to smile: ## 1. I Will, as Soon as You Leave ![I Will, as Soon as You Leave](https://img.allw.mn/content/gt/t9/j3xjbitm56d702ea2e02e086549654_500x217.gif) Once they're gone, you'll finally have something to smile about. They just won't see it, because their back will be to you. ## 2. It Takes More Energy to Frown than It Does to Smile, so I’m Exercising ![person, speech, screenshot,](https://img.allw.mn/content/as/ql/musg2jb858a6aabc28018114543940_334x199.gif) You can't do jumping jacks while walking down the street, but you can frown. It's your workout for the day. ## 3. I'm Psychic, and I'm Just Too Bummed over What's about to Happen to You to Smile ![I'm Psychic, and I'm Just Too Bummed over What's about to Happen to You to Smile](https://img.allw.mn/content/gd/z3/z9bc7bn856d702ea97ce5023817017_500x225.gif) Even though they'll know this is a lie, it'll still freak them out a bit. The look on their face will be worth it. ## 4. I Never Smile before I Kill a Man ![I Never Smile before I Kill a Man](https://img.allw.mn/content/ds/lo/txt671o356d702eb44871893033238_445x280.gif) Hopefully, this will make you sound so intimidating that he'll walk away. ## 5. I Can’t. I Just Got a Facelift ![hair, face, person, head, hairstyle,](https://img.allw.mn/content/jg/wr/pdrjk19758a6aabc4f318485018850_500x290.gif) Plastic surgery keeps your face in place. It makes it hard to express emotion. ## 6. I Didn’t Want You to Think I Was Laughing at How Ugly You Looked ![I Didn’t Want You to Think I Was Laughing at How Ugly You Looked](https://img.allw.mn/content/z0/ow/lryst1l856d702ebcfad7746375109_600x338.gif) If he's going to insult you by telling you to smile, you can insult him right back. ## 7. There’s Nothing to Smile about on This God Forsaken Planet ![There’s Nothing to Smile about on This God Forsaken Planet](https://img.allw.mn/content/gk/wr/ov2h9udi56d702eb397ba319089377_500x281.gif) Here's a way to put a damper on his day. Remind him of how cruel the world can be. ## 8. I Can’t Smile on Command. I’m Not a Dog ![I Can’t Smile on Command. I’m Not a Dog](https://img.allw.mn/content/g5/p4/vq1puumx56d702ecb75f0334481722_500x281.gif) He shouldn't walk around, barking orders, anyway. ## 9. Why? ![Why?](https://img.allw.mn/content/p6/te/jwsqzilu56d702ebd81dc460454299_500x293.gif) If he tells you it's so you can look prettier, remind him that you don't exist in order to be his eye candy. ## 10. I Lost My Smile in the War ![I Lost My Smile in the War](https://img.allw.mn/content/ns/n7/umdgfksv56d702ec85ade217252841_500x281.gif) Make sure you say this with a straight face. The more serious you sound, the better. ## 11. I’m Smiling on the inside ![I’m Smiling on the inside](https://img.allw.mn/content/so/d3/go0kgwzc56d702ec9f908776317257_516x291.gif) Sometimes, this is true. You don't have to smile every time that you're in a good mood. ## 12. You First ![hair, person, man, hairstyle, facial hair,](https://img.allw.mn/content/ix/ev/mmw2btek58a6aabc77480369756698_500x267.gif) If he won't smile when you ask him to, then why should you smile when he asks you to? ## 13. What I do with My Face Isn’t Any of Your Business ![person, mouth, screenshot, interaction,](https://img.allw.mn/content/k1/v4/vdc20bcf58a6aabcb8175119218147_537x297.gif) This is the truth. Your body belongs to you and only you--and that includes your face. ## 14. You Know Who Makes Me Smile? My Boyfriend ![You Know Who Makes Me Smile? My Boyfriend](https://img.allw.mn/content/v5/v6/oe2n5vt856d702ec71ad3811419326_496x279.gif) If he was telling you to smile in a flirty way, then this comment should push him away. It'll make him realize he doesn't stand a chance. ## 15. I Was Born without Smiling Muscles ![person, speech, clergy, profession, bishop,](https://img.allw.mn/content/l5/dt/q6qq2dol58a6aabed507f918433461_360x203.gif) Once you walk away, he might even Google this to see if you could've been telling the truth. ## 16. Smiling Goes against Everything I Stand for ![Smiling Goes against Everything I Stand for](https://img.allw.mn/content/on/pd/bmjah50656d702ed6a112670879512_500x201.gif) Everybody believes in different things. Maybe you're not the type to smile. ## 17. My Body, My Choice ![My Body, My Choice](https://img.allw.mn/content/y0/b0/iktgaqqd56d702ecd027c464478231_300x200.gif) Truer words have never been spoken. Not all men tell you to smile in order to be rude. Sometimes, it's a friendly request to cheer you up. Of course, if he's clearly being condescending, you should use one of these replies to put him in his place. 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