--- title: "71 Funny Signs to Make You Chuckle and Scratch Your Head ..." description: "No Soliciting; Talking; Outdoor Humour; Low Aspirations; Sisters; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/funny-signs-to-make-you-chuckle-and-scratch-your-head/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # 71 Funny Signs to Make You Chuckle and Scratch Your Head ... I love to see funny signs. Whether by design or because of a spelling mistake or type, a funny sign can always raise a smile. And some funny signs are simply disturbing! Here's a mixture of funny signs resulting from fails, errors, sharp-wittedness and clever word play. ## 1. No Soliciting ![No Soliciting](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q9/kx/fn5ormr4_570x894.jpg) There are lots of funny signs about unsolicited visitors. Or in more simple terms - Go Away! ## 2. Talking ![Talking](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bz/bh/lbt8aqo8_600x1002.jpg) Someone obviously believes conversation is a dying art. ## 3. Outdoor Humour ![Outdoor Humour](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q0/dl/nv1kdlsq_492x454.jpg) I'll have me one of those! ## 4. Low Aspirations ![Low Aspirations](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ai/ip/sxyfcod4_570x760.jpg) There's hope for everybody - apparently ## 5. Sisters ![Sisters](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/t2/ud/shni54y8_570x428.jpg) Well that's one way to describe the bonds of sisterhood. ## 6. Vegetarians ![Vegetarians](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pm/r8/ms1ld1k2_540x812.jpg) A witty meat lover's view of vegetarianism. ## 7. More Wine ![More Wine](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vw/c7/ifefo997_570x760.jpg) Now that's a life philosophy I can get to grips with. ## 8. Beware the Crocodiles ![Beware the Crocodiles](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/xi/m0/igdtlsfu_500x500.jpg) I'm not sure which is more disturbing: Runaway wheelchairs? Crocodiles? Or that they should both be together on an urban street? ## 9. Body Conscious ![Body Conscious](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/li/go/vlgyot69_570x863.jpg) Bare your lumpy bits confidently! ## 10. Women Rule ![Women Rule](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wq/b8/n5iznr3f_570x451.jpg) We know behind every good man is a great woman. ## 11. Choices ![Choices](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/rj/k2/hy58kxp2_570x760.jpg) Just think - how many great writers were known for their love of the drink? ## 12. Health Warning ![Health Warning](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/uz/yf/zvnnedrt_500x569.jpg) Well that sure gets the message across. N'est-ce pas? ## 13. Mean ![Mean](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ht/vx/wtuuqxwf_600x616.jpg) And they wonder why there's road rage? ## 14. Free Pot ![Free Pot](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/nf/dy/g4imzgys_500x376.jpg) Pothead Heaven! ## 15. Trees ![Trees](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/du/zf/h6erenrg_600x863.jpg) Hmm - stating the obvious? Why? Who would need to be told that? Get out of the way - there's a tree coming! ## 16. Drowning ![Drowning](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/kv/uw/sy1l7hsb_600x782.jpg) Is it just me or does that sign really mean alien creature emerges from Cocoon ## 17. Avon Calling ![Avon Calling](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s0/pf/ncjl18uf_495x500.jpg) Resourceful! ## 18. Diet Advice ![Diet Advice](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fi/ab/xwhwlly0_499x576.jpg) We know fast food is bad for us - why hide it! Shout it loud, shout it proud. ## 19. Alligators ![Alligators](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ij/pz/fy5dv0ad_402x464.jpg) I wonder if it works for all males species? ## 20. Anger ManagemenT ![Anger ManagemenT](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/j8/uf/unjmyh94_600x483.jpg) Time to review the lesson plan as something clearly isn't working. ## 21. Nature Lover ![Nature Lover](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bh/bj/c1e3ahzd_570x760.jpg) That's the kind of definition of nature lover I can relate to. ## 22. Road Safety ![Road Safety](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/cx/ce/eekwtl8h_400x340.jpg) Tell it like it is! ## 23. Chocolate ![Chocolate](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fu/ga/hdtq31y8_570x410.jpg) Who can't relate to this? ## 24. Chinese Food ![Chinese Food](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q6/vb/mq4jd5k5_480x613.jpg) Has someone been outstaying their welcome? ## 25. Rude Food ![Rude Food](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s3/pn/xobxh2ok_415x500.jpg) Is this a diner for men only? Eww! ## 26. The MEaning of Life ![The MEaning of Life](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/jw/kn/wgwscu7v_480x480.jpg) We're all as confused as each other ## 27. Salesmanship ![Salesmanship](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ow/ip/u3zxjqoi_389x520.jpg) These guys could sell snow to the Eskimos ## 28. Hiring Now ![Hiring Now](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ct/ht/oex1ups7_311x421.jpg) I wonder who has the qualifications to work here? ## 29. The Impossible ![The Impossible](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fg/ie/k538q0fn_500x375.jpg) How to create confusion 101. ## 30. Stereotypes ![Stereotypes](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fs/qj/dsrwkuwi_430x385.jpg) The power of one! ## 31. Forgiveness ![Forgiveness](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qb/xy/a63rsaen_238x252.jpg) Just one more reason to find it in your heart to forgive. ## 32. Bargain ![Bargain](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/u8/d2/t62owjul_400x600.jpg) This store won' be beaten on price! ## 33. Farmville ![Farmville](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/o6/gp/jnb0305r_319x320.jpg) This sign writer keeps up with the times! ## 34. Queen Bee ![Queen Bee](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ja/y8/ayk9vyrj_402x600.jpg) We know who wears the trousers in this household ## 35. Shopping ![Shopping](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/dh/np/v3nftr6x_300x300.jpg) That just about sums it up. ## 36. Pay Attenion ![Pay Attenion](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/r2/cu/ku1ijsww_354x516.jpg) Will they even take their eyes off the screen long enough to notice the sign? ## 37. Burger Love ![Burger Love](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ns/pr/yxsdh2k1_449x602.jpg) Well that's a ringing endorsement isn't it. Can't wait to eat here. ## 38. Beware ![Beware](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qc/ev/r98umhu8_331x500.jpg) Don't let the organic brigade see the slow kids! They'll be serving them up at the farmers market. ## 39. Unfortunate ![Unfortunate](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fa/ee/xv7tbz3c_500x558.jpg) Erm - chicken poopers anyone? ## 40. Family ![Family](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ka/au/thacrvm8_500x518.jpg) I'm sure there's plenty of you who can relate to this. ## 41. Warning ![Warning](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qm/nm/ug6s70jk_600x575.jpg) No, this is not a warning to behave at the zoo. It's a sign in a shop selling a new range of wildlife furniture - turtle stools! ## 42. Trash ![Trash](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/de/po/f8pint49_500x360.jpg) How many kinds of trash are there? ## 43. Shooting ![Shooting](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zw/ij/tyd0csmi_600x474.jpg) I think the local gunmen took umbrage at this sign. ## 44. Street . ![Street](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/t5/ch/qqoc0ys5_334x500.jpg) When is a street not a street? ## 45. Movie News ![Movie News](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yc/yt/dslqsgqa_481x360.jpg) The unfortunate juxtaposition of words never fails to amuse. ## 46. Towed ![Towed](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gu/fp/aggff03q_325x432.jpg) Free toad anyone? ## 47. Cake ![Cake](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/se/tw/ljp0vkyr_450x600.jpg) Ok! Sounds ... delighful! ## 48. Safety Improvements ![Safety Improvements](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/o5/wv/c6coz7lv_500x375.jpg) Well that's encouraging - not! ## 49. Trespassing ![Trespassing](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ff/mv/rducr5a9_334x500.jpg) Someone has failed to understand the meaning of trespassing. Big time! ## 50. Seafood ![Seafood](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/m4/tm/ivbgbnnb_432x600.jpg) Lost in translation ## 51. Apology ![Apology](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/dl/fj/nhijvkar_300x249.jpg) I'm sure Connecticut has plenty of other attributes to commend it. ## 52. Pool Sign ![Pool Sign](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/dt/if/es5oeqc7_570x760.jpg) The way every pool should be ## 53. Goats ![Goats](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ih/wr/y2hehpu1_600x757.jpg) Only in Scotland! ## 54. Push! ![Push!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/rm/ip/rx3kdq58_468x571.jpg) Even OBGYNs have a sense of humor! ## 55. Gas ![Gas](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/y0/kt/yldhsxe7_400x400.jpg) Is this laughing gas? ## 56. Directions ![Directions](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s9/qq/u83uby0z_600x450.jpg) I have absolutely no idea - all suggestions welcomed! ## 57. Secondhand Cows ![Secondhand Cows](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gk/fk/cdkv2vtg_600x449.jpg) Are used cows not as good as new cows then? ## 58. Nude Bathing ![Nude Bathing](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/sj/xv/mtp7tnam_182x468.jpg) Check the bottom sign. ## 59. Vegan Cows ![Vegan Cows](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/sj/qs/tapnmm3h_600x773.jpg) Now that is one witty butcher! ## 60. Rest Rooms ![Rest Rooms](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/cj/qg/bnlttdbr_570x380.jpg) Toilets for sexually confused people? ## 61. Dragons ![Dragons](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pj/fn/je5k5j13_570x384.jpg) Security for Gringotts is branching out. Anyone got a sorceror's stone or a horcrux to protect? ## 62. Graffiti ![Graffiti](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/hh/c6/rtxhrixw_600x813.jpg) There's always one isn't there? ## 63. Gender Issues ![Gender Issues](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ak/n8/urm5c5b6_570x570.jpg) I wonder if you have to show the package before you get your free drink? ## 64. For Sale ![For Sale](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gd/cx/bydaud5l_600x450.jpg) In what universe are puppies and weapons retail bedfellows? ## 65. Truism ![Truism](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yl/ri/v2l7fj07_600x564.jpg) Sometimes... signs speak the simple truth. ## 66. Brains ![Brains](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yz/ek/bt21lcdt_437x437.jpg) I know a few people who could do with some cut-price brains. ## 67. Hispanic Food ![Hispanic Food](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/k4/el/wx55rzbc_600x798.jpg) I love Hispanics but I couldn't eat a whole one! ## 68. Church ![Church](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/sj/v3/ohpfhli1_500x500.jpg) God always speaks the truth. ## 69. Don't Feed the Animals ![Don't Feed the Animals](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/of/yv/i2u9rwx8_550x798.jpg) Animals can't read! ## 70. Philosophy ![Philosophy](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gb/ff/tpsjyduu_480x640.jpg) It always comes back to cats! ## 71. Healthy Eating ![Healthy Eating](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vn/kn/ksr8a6wj_600x801.jpg) They say vinegar will stop pregnancy! What if you only sprinkle it on your fries? What are the funniest funny signs you've seen? 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