There's nothing wrong with being single. Instead of telling others that you're unattached while blushing, you should do it while smiling. After all, being single means that you get to flirt around. The next time you see a cute guy you're interested in, here are a few funny ways to let him know you're single, so that he'll take the opportunity to ask you out on a date:
1. I Get about as Much Attention as a White Crayon
Don't you feel bad for those poor white crayons? Every other color in the box gets used until they're as tiny as your fingernail, but that white crayon never even gets picked up. That's why you can relate to it.