7 Hilarious GIFs That Perfectly Capture How Men Really Think

Sexual Tension is to Blame • Unwanted and Unexpected • Sex, Sex, Sex • Hot to Trot • Naked Knowledge • More ...

By Holly • Feb 28, 2015 MD

Have you ever wished you could climb inside of your boyfriend's mind? Well, it might be a bit more chaotic (and humorous) than you expect! While we can't literally read their thoughts, we can certainly relate to the funny moments that define their logic. If you've ever been curious about what goes on in his head, here are a few GIFs that show how men really think:

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1. Sexual Tension is to Blame

Sexual Tension is to Blame Men sometimes like to believe the world revolves around attraction. If he has a disagreement with a woman who seems to dislike him, he might jump to the conclusion that she's secretly harboring feelings. To him, her frustration must stem from unspoken tension. It's a classic example of male confidence at work!

2. Unwanted and Unexpected

Unwanted and Unexpected This is the ultimate victory look. When you hit him with a logic bomb he didn't see coming, he'll be completely speechless. He likely had a whole script ready in his head, and you just tossed it out the window in one fell swoop. If you see this face, give yourself a pat on the back for winning that couple's spat.

3. Sex, Sex, Sex

Sex, Sex, Sex This one isn't a huge mystery. If you're ever romantically staring into your partner's eyes, wondering what’s on his mind, it's often exactly what you think. If he's crazy about you, he's also crazy about your body. Whether you're at a boring meeting or just hanging out, his mind is probably wandering to more intimate moments.

4. Hot to Trot

Hot to Trot While many women spend time meticulously getting ready, men often feel like the hottest person in the room the moment they step into a suit. There's no questioning his reflection; he knows he looks good. Your compliments aren't news to him; they're just confirmation of what he already knew! For more fashion tips, check out GQ for the latest trends.

5. Naked Knowledge

Naked Knowledge Men and women might think differently, but he often assumes you’re on the same wavelength. Since he's likely thinking about you in various stages of undress, he assumes you’re doing the same with him. It's just that unwavering confidence shining through again.

6. Unfulfilled Fantasies

Unfulfilled Fantasies Not every man is oozing with confidence 24/7. Some spend their time second-guessing their choices. If he's stuck in for the night, he might be fantasizing about the excitement he's "missing" out at the clubs. Just because he's home doesn't mean his mind isn't wandering to the dance floor.

7. Unbelievably Uncomfortable

Unbelievably Uncomfortable From meeting the parents to unexpected physical reactions, men deal with a fair share of awkward moments. Whether it's a social faux pas or a literal itch he can't scratch, the discomfort is real. It’s part of the package! Learn more about navigating social anxiety if these moments hit too close to home.

Quick Facts About Male Logic

  • Confidence is often their default setting.
  • They value directness in communication.
  • Visual cues play a huge role in their thinking.

Common Male Thought Patterns

SituationWhat He SaysWhat He Thinks
Dinner choice"Anything is fine.""I hope she picks pizza."
New outfit"You look great!""I wonder if we can skip the party."
Argument"Okay, you're right.""How did I lose this one?"

At the end of the day, men and women aren't as different as we sometimes think. While their thought processes might seem humorous at times, we’re all human. Understanding these quirks is just part of the fun of being in a relationship! Which celebrity do you think looks the hottest in these GIFs? Let us know in the comments!

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  • Hope4u2

    2015-02-28T18:38:10.508Z

    Interesting?
  • Cindy

    2015-02-28T20:25:04.052Z

    Hilarious
  • Octavia

    2015-03-07T03:17:32.488Z

    Demon it is
  • mina

    2015-03-01T03:26:52.845Z

    OMG klous and Damon from tvd
  • Evelynn

    2015-03-01T09:37:45.729Z

    Ian, duuh, no doubt about it, he's the most handsome here! Can't wait until tonight to watch another episode if tvd with mom xo
  • Fairouz

    2015-03-01T03:30:59.767Z

    Omg, this is true
  • Talie

    2015-06-30T21:34:57.245Z

    Demon
  • Sd33k

    2015-02-28T20:05:50.959Z

    Love This!! Totally relate😏
  • Gaby_

    2015-02-28T18:16:46.244Z

    @Tori that's Ian Sommerhalder, he's gorgeous!
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