--- title: "61 Hilariously Sassy E-Cards That We Cant Get Enough of ..." description: "For the Procrastinators; Sunglasses; Soulmates; Mind Your Language; Oh to Be \"that\" Person; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/hilariously-sassy-e-cards-that-we-cant-get-enough-of/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # 61 Hilariously Sassy E\-Cards That We Cant Get Enough of ... Sassy e-cards are among my most favorite things about the internet! You've got to love an e-card that perfectly describes your emotions about something while being hilariously rude. If you're a huge fan of sarcasm as well, here are 61 sassy e-cards that will make your day! ## 1. For the Procrastinators Via [yup](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/119767671313332499/) I can totally relate to this sassy e-card because I never get things done until it's too late. This is how coffee and I became best friends. ## 2. Sunglasses ![Sunglasses](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/sf/pv/oiglgtbh_380x266.jpg) Via [your ecards | Tumblr](https://weheartit.com/entry/68189266/search?query=sunglasses) Fellow stalkers rejoice! ## 3. Soulmates ![Soulmates](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ua/pf/tz7c8rf0_600x450.jpg) Via [If you like this quote...you'll ...](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/306596687103430432/) Love is a two way street. ## 4. Mind Your Language ![Mind Your Language](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/n3/i5/ljgighn5_420x294.jpg) Via [You call them "cuss words" ...](https://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/e43f8fcfa2a693c16cab0524e6753ea4ab/) I think some sentences wouldn't quite have the same effect without cuss words. ## 5. Oh to Be "that" Person ![Oh to Be "that" Person](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/a5/a3/utgzt90k_420x294.jpg) Via [I'm not rude. I just ...](https://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi00MGNjOTE3NjkyNzI0OTUy/) It's so hard to keep your mouth shut sometimes! ## 6. Just Say It _ Via #Someecards_ If I see another sly tweet or FB status, I'm going to scream! Communicate, people. ## 7. Safe Place ![Safe Place](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wm/y5/tillfof4_403x294.jpg) Via [Keep Calm, Quotes & Funny ...](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/372743306630115139/) Seriously, it's like every "safe place" turns into a black hole the minute you turn your back. ## 8. JENGA! ![JENGA!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/f1/ia/vum6yad4_420x294.jpg) Via [someecards](https://web.archive.org/web/https://www.indulgy.com/post/mIOul5v8Z1/someecards) Hahahaha! I would LOVE to try this someday. ## 9. Some People ![Some People](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/il/tr/ktwjfqk5_420x294.jpg) Via [Someecards](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/32510428534387004/) Wouldn't it be nice if you could just express how you truly feel about someone instead of pretending to like them everyday? ## 10. Wise Ass ![Wise Ass](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qy/hd/bgxl7t3j_600x596.jpg) Via [Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting ...](https://www.someecards.com/) I hate people who don't let me finish my sentences! ## 11. English ![English](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/k8/bq/o7em0i9u_459x322.jpg) Via [Humor(:](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/567312884281124811/) Oh how these variations make me cringe. It's not that hard to type, is it? ## 12. Arguments ![Arguments](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ht/bz/yzb7zg6t_319x378.jpg) Via [Funnies](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/17099673559745611/) Well, that's one way to win an argument ## 13. A Woman's Mind ![A Woman's Mind](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vu/k9/vvw9vov7_420x294.jpg) Via [Funny, Isn't It](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/176133035399066982/) This is so true! ## 14. Because Discrimination is Wrong.... ![Because Discrimination is Wrong....](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/j2/ps/mugx9snw_420x294.jpg) Via [I don't discriminate. I hate ...](https://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi1jNzFiMDJiM2Y0YzNlNDc1/) Can you blame me? ## 15. Too Much Effort ![Too Much Effort](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/l9/k4/kx7qatwl_420x294.jpg) Via [I need an extra day ...](https://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMy1lOTZhYjg3ZDIxMzM1ZmNh/) This is me on most weekends. ## 16. Work Week ![Work Week](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/tk/db/ofjrh9kc_420x294.jpg) Via [Chuck's Fun Page 2: An ...](http://chucks-fun.blogspot.com/2013/01/an-e-card-blast.html) Now that sounds like a fun work week! ## 17. Ninja Mode ![Ninja Mode](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zi/h5/zrb3es3j_583x583.jpg) Via [Just funny](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/447686019179785075/) Not to mention the monumental relief you feel when you realize you were just being a silly goop. ## 18. Breakup Ecards ![Breakup Ecards](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s5/c9/nzp10qua_600x435.jpg) Via [15 E-Cards You Wish You ...](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/divorce-e-cards-someecards_n_1522504) That's what I should have said to my ex. ## 19. Snooki, Anyone? ![Snooki, Anyone?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/mo/af/wtb3omoa_477x334.jpg) Via [Humor](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/459085755735992363/) Unfortunately, I can't claim the same. Sometimes, you just need a stupid "reality show" to make you feel better about your own life. ## 20. Being Antisocial ![Being Antisocial](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pb/jf/aj2kfmbl_420x294.jpg) Via [I don't want to leave ...](https://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMy1hNGJmNzRkOGFmYTgzMDVi/) It's like a disease. ## 21. Oh Lordy Lord! ![Oh Lordy Lord!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/w2/uo/vs48x82l_420x294.jpg) Via [If you get caught sleeping ...](https://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0yOGQxNjIyZTYxZDY5ZWE2/) Because there is no wrong time to say a prayer, right? ## 22. A Special Day for Stupidity ![A Special Day for Stupidity](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ob/ml/efwjx12j_420x294.jpg) Via [Funny](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/464715255270713793/) Ooo, how I would love to say this to some people! ## 23. Hangry ![Hangry](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ht/ag/ff8lz4ko_420x294.jpg) Via [images.google.com](http://images.google.com/imghp) As a victim of "hangriness", I know exactly how this works. Thankfully, my close friends now know to stay away until I've been fed. Mmm...food. ## 24. Stupidity ![Stupidity](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/aw/mq/hsbop6dy_500x335.jpg) Via [So funny](https://weheartit.com/entry/76309569/search?context_type=search&context_user=13155205&query=ecards&pgx=OpenMobileApp) ## Related Posts - [f1 pickup lines](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/perfect-guardians-of-the-galaxy-pick-up-lines/) - [t shirts saying](https://fashion.allwomenstalk.com/hilarious-t-shirt-sayings-you-will-laugh-out-loud-at/) - [funny jokes on education](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/jokes-about-school-for-those-who-arent-excited-about-returning/) - [scandalous meaning](https://love.allwomenstalk.com/complimentary-words-to-call-your-mate-instead-of-hot/) - [medieval words and phrases](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/fancy-medieval-words-that-should-be-brought-back/) - [good mean girl comebacks](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/insults-you-should-steal-from-the-movie-mean-girls/) - [what to do if you didnt do your homework](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/excuses-for-when-you-forget-your-homework/) - [good break up lines](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/funny-break-up-lines-to-use-on-someone-you-cant-stand/) - [is funner a word oxford dictionary](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/new-words-that-shouldnt-be-in-the-dictionary/) - [pickup in french](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/french-pick-up-lines-that-are-as-corny-as-they-are-romantic/) - [11 Hilarious Ladies from Saturday Night Live ...](https://celebs.allwomenstalk.com/hilarious-ladies-from-saturday-night-live/) - [26 Stunning Sassy Sweet 16 Birthday Cakes ...](https://food.allwomenstalk.com/stunning-sassy-sweet-16-birthday-cakes/) ## Site Information - [Main page](https://allwomenstalk.com) - [Contact us](https://allwomenstalk.com/contact.html) - [HTML article](https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/hilariously-sassy-e-cards-that-we-cant-get-enough-of/)