--- title: "23 Hysterical Drunk Text Fails ..." description: "We do Not Understand Your Request; A Half Dozen Babies; 'but I'm Sober!'; HELP ME!; Harry Potter Drunk?; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/hysterical-drunk-text-fails/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-05-29" --- # 23 Hysterical Drunk Text Fails ... Alright, so we have all been there. We've had too much to drink, grab our phones and start to drunk text our friends. The problem? Our friends are assholes and they screenshot it and submit to it Tumblr, where we have to relive our drunk texts forever! ## 1. We do Not Understand Your Request ![We do Not Understand Your Request](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/xo/i7/l5j95rw45606cf33364fd208273500_500x750.jpg) ## 2. A Half Dozen Babies ![A Half Dozen Babies](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zs/uu/hit3jo4a5606cf349f046206362296_600x900.jpg) ## 3. 'but I'm Sober!' !['but I'm Sober!'](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/xj/hf/ws4grkf25606cf3514620852148387_423x750.jpg) ## 4. HELP ME! ![HELP ME!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/cj/tz/x19bzl3k5606cf3654aaa139627151_600x900.jpg) ## 5. Harry Potter Drunk? ![Harry Potter Drunk?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bu/mj/cc7rvuia560aae9f1a613821233485_400x476.jpg) ![Harry Potter Drunk?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/lj/k6/hdenehyk5606cf3730734330358727_500x750.jpg) ## 6. Goodnight Nate ![Goodnight Nate](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wz/yt/va2osfrv5606cf38a4343010821157_600x1065.jpg) ## 7. Poor Kitty ![Poor Kitty](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ck/mt/mfdk1fal5606cf39513f1686014363_600x900.jpg) ## 8. I Lost My Phone! ![I Lost My Phone!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ch/x2/h14o1nz55606cf3a3eea9955846486_473x747.jpg) ## 9. Oh, Hagrid! ![Oh, Hagrid!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/rf/nz/fhl39l9k5606cf3b394f4144054509_600x574.jpg) ## 10. Dad? ![Dad?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bn/s8/wvr6v72f5606cf3c0f948653424979_467x700.jpg) ## 11. Wrong Number ![Wrong Number](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/tv/k0/rjwgil5k5606cf3d5c7d4199083510_600x881.jpg) ## 12. Just Realized That's My Own Text … ![Just Realized That's My Own Text …](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/xd/fd/bvgme7bh5606cf3e78301818808065_600x604.jpg) ## 13. Let's Sext! ![Let's Sext!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/eb/yb/ffgsdrvy5606cf3f2424a199121762_600x1065.jpg) ## 14. Drink Some Water Mom ![Drink Some Water Mom](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/x6/v9/yakf9qxq5606cf3fa031f126401229_600x900.jpg) ## 15. Paper Plate Driving! ![Paper Plate Driving!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/j6/nh/yu9mnbvp5606cf3f57a7e244280532_397x333.jpg) ## 16. Apple Juice Anyone? ![Apple Juice Anyone?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/lt/fx/vq41k0t05606cf4044682691452206_400x416.jpg) ## 17. Clownfish Drunk? ![Clownfish Drunk?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/aa/tm/jms6ai2r5606cf4035733350849143_400x456.jpg) ## 18. Dora, is That You? ![Dora, is That You?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/e3/jb/oxmana50560aaf9b15da4823810547_400x476.jpg) ## 19. Cinderella! ![Cinderella!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vq/jn/lejpyz3z5606cf40841a7120254926_400x316.jpg) ## 20. SPONGEBOB ![SPONGEBOB](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bl/tb/hz8u8575560aafcac2726110742112_500x554.jpg) ## 21. Grow Mario, Grow! ![Grow Mario, Grow!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/t5/et/s0i5ebg6560aafe55fee2906335577_400x396.jpg) ## 22. Angry Birds Game – Live Action! ![Angry Birds Game – Live Action!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bf/ug/x53isnc95606cf41746c6441337320_400x476.jpg) ## 23. Oops... ![Oops...](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yr/dz/sglw2uy85606cf41ca377001457201_400x423.jpg) Now that you've had a good laugh, what are some of your drunk texts that you've sent? 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