--- title: "If Paintings Could Text ..." description: "5 Second Rule; Relax; Lie in; Feeling Blue; Feelings; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/if-paintings-could-text/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # If Paintings Could Text ... We've been interpreting the meaning behind works of art for centuries. But have you ever thought what the subject of a painting might actually text if they had a smartphone today? ## 1. 5 Second Rule ![5 Second Rule](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fu/dj/jj6hnndr_500x372.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://goo.gl/BySGsj) ## 2. Relax ![Relax](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/uz/et/ekr739n3_500x365.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98418721365/delphin-enjolras-the-murmur-of-the-sea-c-1875) ## 3. Lie in ![Lie in](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/y2/ni/vf92cajj_500x407.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/99341820085/eva-gonzales-woman-awakening-1876) ## 4. Feeling Blue ![Feeling Blue](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zq/kk/b1pnnuql_500x513.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/96947758315/robert-reid-fleur-de-lis-c1895-1900) ## 5. Feelings ![Feelings](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/es/n6/t4569031_500x350.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91102713293/titian-dana%C3%AB-with-eros-1544) ## 6. Kinky ![Kinky](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vz/qe/c5clqcls_500x376.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91076965879/rene-magritte-the-lovers-1928) ## 7. Let down ![Let down](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ix/ls/ehuxwy3e_500x404.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98339163330/gustave-courbet-la-bacchante-c1847) ## 8. Evidence ![Evidence](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ax/kj/n8x0tx6s_500x405.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98274246992/henry-fuseli-the-nightmare-1781) ## 9. Jealousy ![Jealousy](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/aq/t1/y8tetla7_500x385.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91193182476/william-hogarth-marriage-%C3%A0-la-mode-2-the-t%C3%AAte) ## 10. Challenges ![Challenges](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/v6/eq/nxnpfbvy_500x697.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98671720424/edgar-degas-labsinthe-1876) ## 11. Relationship Inspiration ![Relationship Inspiration](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/if/lf/ct1fyw54_500x410.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91982266695/claude-monet-impression-sunrise-1872) ## 12. Sex ![Sex](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/cx/ay/vdhewrdv_500x363.jpg) ## 13. Sober ![Sober](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bn/iz/fq5zaa1w_500x715.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/100468886190/johannes-vermeer-girl-with-a-pearl-earring) ## 14. Juxtaposition ![Juxtaposition](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q4/ur/zn5q8b2q_500x251.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/99538152600/wayne-thiebaud-supine-woman-1963) ## 15. Love _ Source: If Paintings Could Text_ ## 16. Mailmen ![Mailmen](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/jx/nz/fo04unid_500x604.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98011741590/vincent-van-gogh-portrait-of-postman-joseph) ## 17. Reasons ![Reasons](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/uf/vo/tlcvsi31_500x329.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/92660571172/jacques-louis-david-the-death-of-socrates-1787) ## 18. Motherly Love ![Motherly Love](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/g1/ih/qfak3f7d_500x401.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98588860395/salvador-dali-the-first-days-of-spring-1929) ## 19. Friendship ![Friendship](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/wf/za/dhcs7q87_500x347.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98855243805/raphael-detail-sistine-madonna-1512) ## 20. Always Take Your Makeup off before Going to Bed ![Always Take Your Makeup off before Going to Bed](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/md/he/gligp6bn_500x656.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/96558278770/willem-de-kooning-woman-i-1950-1952) ## 21. Feminism ![Feminism](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/w0/vj/wfx9tmvw_500x745.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/100712370745/vittorio-reggianini-an-illicit-letter) ## 22. Bathtime ![Bathtime](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/mt/e6/fwim7ihl_500x394.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/102801083786/alfred-stevens-the-bath-c1867) ## 23. Evil Weed ![Evil Weed](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/sn/le/b9nsy405_500x656.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91991299148/vincent-van-gogh-skull-of-a-skeleton-with) ## 24. Time to Grow up ![Time to Grow up](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/e3/ru/fgixezjh_500x583.jpg) ## 25. Big Story ![Big Story](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gg/yq/jvcvj4w3_500x374.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/96503040440/arturo-ricci-afternoon-tea-c-1900) ## 26. Wine O-clock ![Wine O-clock](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/x2/zy/nz124env_500x592.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/103165804410/caravaggio-bacchus-1595) ## 27. Alternative Margarita ![Alternative Margarita](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ol/be/m2xzo5mw_500x340.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91902509144/john-everett-millais-ophelia-1852) ## 28. Ideal Partners ![Ideal Partners](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pk/r1/myxb2tzx_500x364.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/99266847045/rene-magritte-the-double-secret-1927) ## 29. Quick Fix ![Quick Fix](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/uy/ub/rp5wpt8t_500x733.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98202791340/henri-regnault-salome-1870) ## 30. Self Love ![Self Love](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/so/ay/bqw7beeh_500x495.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/90306498959/frida-kahlo-the-two-fridas-1939) ## 31. Grammar ![Grammar](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qw/v2/xvdfozb6_500x746.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/92172880331/frank-dicksee-romeo-and-juliet-1884) ## 32. Jell-o: a Panacea for Everything ![Jell-o: a Panacea for Everything](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/k5/ik/fds89yxm_500x405.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/90498815871/fran%C3%A7ois-boucher-diana-leaving-her-bath-1742) ## 33. Multi-tasker ![Multi-tasker](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/se/bx/ed0d5slu_500x624.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/97179406570/jean-honor%C3%A9-fragonard-the-love-letter-c1770) ## 34. Pride ![Pride](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ro/m8/po3f8lv6_500x508.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91395969991/nicolas-poussin-the-annunciation-1657) ## 35. Regrets ![Regrets](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qq/wq/w6jcqss6_500x662.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/96562599610/jean-baptiste-marie-pierre-the-death-of-harmonia) ## 36. Hangovers ![Hangovers](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/h6/j3/crsgdeq0_500x445.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98828567440/james-abbott-mcneill-whistler-whistlers-mother) ## 37. Uh Oh ![Uh Oh](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ql/mt/r7vehiql_500x361.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91179666239/edward-hopper-summertime-1943) ## 38. Ambition _ Source: If Paintings Could Text_ ## 39. Revenge ![Revenge](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/jb/a3/e0uhp5pf_500x361.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98164392325/diego-velazquez-the-triumph-of-bacchus-1829) ## 40. Faking It ![Faking It](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/eh/jk/varl1avt_500x674.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91598707508/william-adolphe-bougeureau-idylle-1851) ## 41. Bad Memory ![Bad Memory](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ev/nm/ecss4n5b_500x319.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/98250084884/franz-marc-little-yellow-horses-1912) ## 42. Location ![Location](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/a1/fd/bvoxpesi_500x638.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/92112150937/paul-klee-strong-dream-1929) ## 43. Punny ![Punny](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q3/wn/y9p1umf1_500x385.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/96426280500/henri-de-toulouse-lautrec-at-the-caf%C3%A9-la-mie) ## 44. Texting ![Texting](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ud/pu/kjtmp5fz_500x391.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/92857104170/frida-kahlo-without-hope-1945) ## 45. Sleep ![Sleep](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/v5/yw/a863ku8k_500x643.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/100048998120/jacques-louis-david-the-death-of-marat-1793) ## 46. Bad Timing ![Bad Timing](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/mo/ae/lg6s4coe_500x396.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/91383025572/vincent-van-gogh-starry-night-1889) ## 47. Rules of Gardening ![Rules of Gardening](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/cy/qe/l214eefa_500x603.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/92003045635/grant-wood-american-gothic-1930) ## 48. Birthday Celebrations ![Birthday Celebrations](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/xy/jz/d4zxui3n_500x359.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/100545503320/peter-paul-rubens-the-lamentation-c1612) ## 49. Life Support ![Life Support](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gy/b3/lc1tjbxc_500x562.jpg) Source: [If Paintings Could Text](https://ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com/post/92281225655/gabriel-metsu-the-old-drinker-c1658) ## 50. 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