It's that time of the year again, whether you like it or not, so you might as well cheer yourself up by reading some jokes about school. Even though you'll be stuck in the same building for months, it'll be over before you know it. Don't stress yourself out too much by worrying about what will happen. When you're sitting in class, miserable, you can at least remember these jokes about school and smile.
1 Why do Teachers Talk to Themselves?
"They don't realize they're doing it. They think the class is actually listening." This is one of the jokes about school that can be true at times. While it's important to learn, teachers can go on about specific things in way too much detail, or go off on tangents that no one seems to care about. When they do, students will let their minds wander, and it'll be like the teacher is talking to the walls.
2 What Did You Learn in School Today?
"Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." If you learned enough in one day, there would be no reason to go back to class the next day. You would already know everything that you need to know. Of course, you can never know everything, which is why every single day will be a learning experience.
3 Why Does It Take Pirates so Long to Learn the Alphabet?
"Because they spend years at C." It's hard to memorize the rest of the alphabet when you can't make it past the third letter of it. Those poor pirates.
4 Why Did the Cyclops Stop Teaching?
"He only had one pupil." A pupil can refer to your eye, which a cyclops only has one of. It can also refer to students in a class. That's why this cyclops is giving up his dream of teaching.
5 What is the Smartest State?
"Alabama. It has four As and one B." High grades are good grades. If you're always getting As and Bs, you're doing something right. That's why Alabama deserves some praise. It's hard to get that many great grades.
6 Why do Magicians do so Well in School?
"They're good at trick questions." Magicians are known for their magic tricks, so they must be good at anything else that involves trickery. Plus, if they get a bad grade, they can always wave their wand over their test to change it.
7 Why Did the M&M Go to School?
"Because he really wanted to be a smartie." Even if you prefer M&Ms, you have to admit that Smarties are quite delicious. Getting either candy for Halloween is always a special treat.
8 Why Did the Students Think Their Teacher Was Dumb?
"She kept asking them for the answers." If she already knew the answers, she wouldn't be asking her class, right?
9 Teacher: Could You Please Pay a Little Attention?
"Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can." It's difficult to focus in class when you're learning things you don't really care about. Of course, you have to try, because you need that darn degree.
If you're stressed about going back to school, remember that everyone is in the same boat as you are. There's no reason to worry, because things won't go as badly as you're imagining. Do you know any other jokes about school?
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