--- title: "11 Lies All College Girls Tell Their Parents ..." description: "I Really Don’t Go out All That Often; I’m Actually Spending All Day in the Library; Yes, I Did My Laundry This Week; And I Cleaned My Room; Don’t Worry, I’m Eating Enough Fruits and Vegetables; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/lies-all-college-girls-tell-their-parents/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # 11 Lies All College Girls Tell Their Parents ... You love your parents, but you aren't going to tell them everything. After all, you want them to be proud of you. That's why you'll occasionally tell them one of these little white lies that [Her Campus](https://www.hercampus.com/culture/22-lies-college-girls-tell-their-parents/) knows all about: ## 1. I Really Don’t Go out All That Often ![I Really Don’t Go out All That Often](https://img.allw.mn/content/px/zr/curm2g8n565dc684d1a56693394657_400x225.gif) You have to go out. Otherwise, you'd go crazy. ## 2. I’m Actually Spending All Day in the Library ![I’m Actually Spending All Day in the Library](https://img.allw.mn/content/ih/yy/wn37tk3g565dc684d9638069639948_500x282.gif) Your parents don't need to know that you're going to be watching Netflix the entire time you're in that library. ## 3. Yes, I Did My Laundry This Week ![Yes, I Did My Laundry This Week](https://img.allw.mn/content/av/xo/anl3gfcw565dc6852110d774003626_245x245.gif) You can wear the same pair of pants a few times before they need washing, right? ## 4. And I Cleaned My Room ![And I Cleaned My Room](https://img.allw.mn/content/ut/em/nx4x26sb565dc68500b91777456161_400x200.gif) By cleaning, you mean that you actually threw out the candy wrappers on the floor. ## 5. Don’t Worry, I’m Eating Enough Fruits and Vegetables ![Don’t Worry, I’m Eating Enough Fruits and Vegetables](https://img.allw.mn/content/t6/xu/oj9tl48n565dc68549edc956198762_500x250.gif) Your campus only offers one good meal, and it's pizza. ## 6. And of Course I’m Making Time for Balanced Breakfast Every Morning ![And of Course I’m Making Time for Balanced Breakfast Every Morning](https://img.allw.mn/content/rn/ar/khrxt2p2565dc68585185219749783_500x300.gif) If you want to get to class on time, you won't be able to stop for breakfast. ## 7. I Absolutely Love My Classes! I Never, Ever Skip ![I Absolutely Love My Classes! I Never, Ever Skip](https://img.allw.mn/content/j9/zx/ylcavc0i565dc685b2de2841076617_500x281.gif) Sometimes, you'd rather sleep in than go to class. ## 8. What Happened to All My Money? I Spent It on… Textbooks ![What Happened to All My Money? I Spent It on… Textbooks](https://img.allw.mn/content/hd/t0/slal69u9565dc68660b61280171781_500x202.gif) It's hard to resist spending money on cute clothes and shots at the bar. ## 9. Do I Have a Special Someone? Are You Kidding Me! I Have to Focus on My Studies! No Time for Distractions ![Do I Have a Special Someone? Are You Kidding Me! I Have to Focus on My Studies! No Time for Distractions](https://img.allw.mn/content/ni/xy/itl7zele565dc6cc6c923182104430_245x285.gif) You're distracted by every guy that walks by, but they don't need to know that. ## 10. The Job Search is Going Super Well! I’ve Been Sending out Resumes like Crazy ![The Job Search is Going Super Well! I’ve Been Sending out Resumes like Crazy](https://img.allw.mn/content/es/od/l56p7iu4565dc686914cf423418715_500x249.gif) You're busy focusing on school. You don't have time to think about jobs. ## 11. But I’ll Call You Soon! This Week, for Sure ![But I’ll Call You Soon! This Week, for Sure](https://img.allw.mn/content/sj/k9/rjxt0t8m565dc686a5319155272653_367x236.gif) This might actually be true, because you love to hear your parent's voice. 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