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No Partner? No Problem! 25 Funny Quotes about Being Single ...

No Partner? No Problem! 25 Funny Quotes about Being Single ...
By Lisa

As with most things in life, there are pros and cons and the same can be said for the single life. Some people love being single and couldn't imagine their life any other way, whereas others feel cursed. No matter which side you're on, I think you'll appreciate some of these funny and relatable quotes about being single!

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  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

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  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

9. Love My Dog

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Your dog understands.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

10. Found the One

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It's working out.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

13. Can You Relate?

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I've definitely been there!

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

14. The Many Benefits of Being Single

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Wearing ugly, mismatched PJs can be comforting.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

16. Single

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No settling for you.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

18. Freaking Amazing

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Who's up for the challenge?

***

Embrace the solo ride with an uproarious sense of humor as your plus one! Whether you're dodging those awkward family inquiries or relishing the bliss of starfishing across your entire bed, these witticisms about flying solo will have you nodding in agreement. After all, who needs a snuggle buddy when you've got unlimited elbow room and control of the TV remote? Being single is a time to grow, explore, and most importantly, to laugh at the hilariously relatable moments that come with it. So cheers to self-love, independence, and a good giggle!

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

  • Oh, you know it! Sometimes, being single can feel a bit lonely, so we look for humor to lighten things up. Funny quotes and sarcastic captions can turn those solo moments into a good laugh!

  • Absolutely! A good chuckle can change your whole mood. When you're single, humor helps you embrace the freedom and quirkiness of your solo status. Plus, funny quotes make for some great social media posts!

  • Oh, you've hit the jackpot with our article! But apart from that, Instagram, Pinterest, and Twitter are goldmines for hilarious single quotes and captions.

  • Anytime you need a giggle or want to share a laugh with friends! Weekends, holidays, random Tuesday nights – there's always a good time for humor!

  • You bet! Humor is a great way to fend off loneliness. Laughing at funny quotes can remind you that being single isn’t a curse – it's just another phase to enjoy.

25. Being Single Sucks!

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Not really.

I hope you enjoyed these quotes about being single. This wasn't meant to bash anyone in a relationship, but being single has its ups and downs, so why not have a laugh about it? Do you have a favorite quote about being single?

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💗 Thanks for these :-)

I loveeeee being single.

Wish I was single... Sigh..

..lol😂💋😋🍍🎉🎀🌸👄👀😘🌹💁🏼

Single life rocks!

Love the quote of number 22...i can relate to that😆

I really love nr. 17 😄 i Think that quote is just me, it's hilarious😂👌

Really wnt to be single so badly

These are hilarious

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