As with most things in life, there are pros and cons and the same can be said for the single life. Some people love being single and couldn't imagine their life any other way, whereas others feel cursed. No matter which side you're on, I think you'll appreciate some of these funny and relatable quotes about being single!
1. Sleeping around
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Source: fun thing about being single
Feel free to sleep all over that bed of yours.
2. Brunch so Hard
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Source: 11 Reasons To Celebrate Being
Brunch never lets you down.
3. Rom Com
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Source: 24 Funny Quotes About Being
Nothing wrong with appreciating your own humor!
4. Always There
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Source: How To Overcome Loneliness and
You're so dependable.
5. LTR
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Source: Quote on sarcasm ecard: I'm
Freedom, fun, and anything else you want.
6. Can You Relate?
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Source: 11 Reasons To Celebrate Being
Hey, you're a good observer.
7. Too Sexy
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Source: Funny Single Quote
No one can keep up!
Quiz Complete!
8. Granny Panty Status
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Source: music & lyrics & words
It's the little things...
9. Love My Dog
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Source: quoteperfect.net
Your dog understands.
10. Found the One
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Source: Single for a while…
It's working out.
11. Just Got Paid
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Source: 11 Reasons To Celebrate Being
Your money is yours.
12. Single Moms
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Source: What the Statistics Won't Tell
Be proud!
13. Can You Relate?
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Source: lifequotesru.net
I've definitely been there!
14. The Many Benefits of Being Single
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Source: 20 Things To Love About
Wearing ugly, mismatched PJs can be comforting.
15. No, Human
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Source: 24 Funny Quotes About Being
Ever feel like this?
16. Single
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Source: The Top Ten Books All
No settling for you.
17. You Don't Need to Flirt
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Source: Singles Website - Singles Events
You know the fine art of seduction.
18. Freaking Amazing
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Via Funny Quotes About Being Single
Who's up for the challenge?
19. That Would Be Great
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Source: 25 Totally Underrated Things About
We don't want to hear it!
20. Have You Ever Done This?
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Source: Mathilda's dump.: 9gag pic.1. Hilarious
You are just too funny!
21. Tell Me about It
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Source: 40 Long Distance Love Quotes
Again, don't settle!
22. I Love It when...
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Source: 24 Funny Quotes About Being
So what if food makes you happy?!
Quiz Complete!
23. A Positive Spin on Valentine's Day
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Source: Hey, Single Ladies! 7 Ways
Half-off chocolate can be just as exciting for some!
24. Relationships Are like...
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Source: Quotes and Sayings - Search
Looks like it could be interesting.
25. Being Single Sucks!
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Source: Single and loving it!
Not really.
I hope you enjoyed these quotes about being single. This wasn't meant to bash anyone in a relationship, but being single has its ups and downs, so why not have a laugh about it? Do you have a favorite quote about being single?
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