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No Partner? No Problem 25 Funny Quotes about Being Single ...

By Lisa

As with most things in life, there are pros and cons and the same can be said for the single life. Some people love being single and couldn't imagine their life any other way, whereas others feel cursed. No matter which side you're on, I think you'll appreciate some of these funny and relatable quotes about being single!

1 Sleeping around

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Feel free to sleep all over that bed of yours.

2 Brunch so Hard

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Brunch never lets you down.

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3 Rom Com

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Nothing wrong with appreciating your own humor!

4 Always There

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You're so dependable.

5 LTR

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Freedom, fun, and anything else you want.

6 Can You Relate?

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Hey, you're a good observer.

7 Too Sexy

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No one can keep up!

8 Granny Panty Status

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It's the little things...

9 Love My Dog

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Your dog understands.

10 Found the One

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It's working out.

11 Just Got Paid

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Your money is yours.

12 Single Moms

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Be proud!

13 Can You Relate?

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I've definitely been there!

14 The Many Benefits of Being Single

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Wearing ugly, mismatched PJs can be comforting.

15 No, Human

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Ever feel like this?

16 Single

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No settling for you.

17 You Don't Need to Flirt

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You know the fine art of seduction.

18 Freaking Amazing

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Who's up for the challenge?

19 That Would Be Great

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We don't want to hear it!

20 Have You Ever Done This?

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You are just too funny!

21 Tell Me about It

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Again, don't settle!

22 I Love It when...

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So what if food makes you happy?!

23 A Positive Spin on Valentine's Day

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Half-off chocolate can be just as exciting for some!

24 Relationships Are like...

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Looks like it could be interesting.

25 Being Single Sucks!

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Not really.

I hope you enjoyed these quotes about being single. This wasn't meant to bash anyone in a relationship, but being single has its ups and downs, so why not have a laugh about it? Do you have a favorite quote about being single?

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