11. Almost Believable Lame Excuses

+ My dog drank bleach out of the toilet and I had to stay at home to make him sick

+ I felt a twinge in my back and was afraid to get out of bed

Some of the best lame excuses for not doing something are ones that are ludicrous but sound almost believable. The dog excuse was actually used by a University chemistry student as an excuse for not turning up. The twinge excuse was used by a fifty-year-old man that worked in a garden center. Part of you wants to believe them, but you know in the back of your mind they are made up excuses.

Excuses That You Simply Cannot Defend
Explore more ...