Summer is the time when you're free to stay out as late as you want without having to worry about falling asleep in class the next day. It's the time when you can step outside and actually enjoy the scenery instead of cursing Mother Nature for its cruelness. All in all, it's the most magical time of year. Whether or not you believe that's true, here are a few quotes to get you pumped for summer:
1 Summer is Meant for Partying
Summertime is the time to party. You don't have school in the morning, so you're free to drink until you can't see straight (as long as you're of legal age). There's nothing you can't do, so you better make the most of your vacation while it lasts.
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2 The Heat is out of Control
We've been waiting all year for it to stop being cold. However, that doesn't mean that we're going to welcome the heat with open arms. We're still going to complain about it every chance we get.
3 Keep Your Gossip to Yourself
If your friends fails miserably when trying to flirt with a lifeguard, it stays on the beach. If you lose your bikini top when jumping through waves, it stays at the beach. No sense in bringing that gossip home.
4 Work Comes Second, the Beach Comes First
Even though school is out, you still have to work all year long. Of course, all of your coworkers will be calling out sick soon, because there's no reason to stand behind a cash register when you could be standing in the sand.
5 You Should Make Memories All Summer Long
Your goal for the summer is probably to get a perfect tan, but your real goal should be to have a blast with your best buddies. After all, your tan is going to fade after a few months, but your friends will be there for you forever.
6 Summer Flies by Way Too Fast
Summer goes by way too fast. Of course, it's not surprising, since time flies when you're having fun and summer is the most exciting season of all. Not that that makes its speed okay--it should still slow down.
7 Mosquitos Are Always around
Mosquitos are impossible to escape from during summer. They're always flying around, biting whatever humans they can find. Since so many people will be partying during those hot months, it's pretty much guaranteed that those bugs have a bunch of alcohol swimming around in them.
8 Some People Don't Deserve Summer Paradise
Here's the perfect insult to use this season. When you see someone who just doesn't know when they should keep their mouth shut, fire this comeback at them. It should get them to see how foolish they're being. Summer is no time for bullies.
9 Periods Are the Only Downside
The only bad thing about summer is that you can get your period on the day that your friends are planning on having a pool party. That's just not fair, which is why there should be a rule that requires Mother Nature to give us girls a break for a few months.
Now that you're pumped for a perfect summer, it's time to go out and party! What are you looking forward to this most this season?
