Stellar ๐ŸŒŸ Reasons Food ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฉ is Way Better ๐Ÿค— than Boys ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟ ...

The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy! Those inimitable words from Frenchie in Grease might be true but really, there are few things in the world better than boys. One thing that definitely is โ€“ food!

1. You Canโ€™t Live without It!

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You physically cannot live without food, and though at times it might not feel like it, you can actually go on fine without the help of a boy!

2. The Only Protection You Need is a Bib!

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A good old bib will save you from all of the negative possibilities of having a food feast. Much easier than all the precautions you have to take with boys!

3. Food Babies Arenโ€™t for Life!

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We are all familiar with the good old food baby, but the plus side compared to a real baby is that you can easily work it off and you donโ€™t have to pay for it until it turns 18!

4. 1am Booty Calls Are Acceptable!

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You can phone up your favorite take out and order food at 1am any day of the week without judgment. A food booty call is way more acceptable than a guy hook up!

5. Food Smells Delicious!

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Is the smell of delicious dinner more enjoyable than the smell of a boy who might be wearing cologne that you donโ€™t like? Of course it is!

6. You Can Blow in Public!

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You can blow on hot food in public to your heartโ€™s content, but, ahem, itโ€™s a little less accepted to blow on a hot guy in front of others!

7. Food Has No Expectations

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Food is just there for you to satisfy you whenever you need it. It doesnโ€™t call you the next day to ask where the relationship is going!

8. No Complications if You Donโ€™t like It

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If you try a food one time and decide you hate it, you can cut all ties very easily. This is sadly not the case with any messy romantic relationships that break down!

9. Cheese is a Good Thing

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In a relationship, if things start to get a little too cheesy then it can become awkward and uncomfortable, whereas when it comes to food, the more cheese the better!

10. Papa John is Never Late to a Date

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While Richard or David or Enrique might let your down and cancel, Papa Johnโ€™s is never going to be late for a date that you have organized!

11. You Donโ€™t Mind Sloppy Seconds

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Dating your friendโ€™s ex is definitely a no go area, but if you BFF has some tasty takeout leftovers, you should have no problem in claiming what was once hers as your own!

12. You Can Customize Food

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When ordering food, you can pretty much have it customized to your exact requirement and specifications. With boys itโ€™s a much more mixed bag that you canโ€™t control!

13. It Mixes with Booze!

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Food and alcohol is pretty much a match made in heaven, whereas when you mix boys and alcohol, only bad and regrettable things can happen!

14. Putting Food on Freeze is Easy

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You can always put your food in the freezer to keep it on ice until you are ready to revisit it. Unfortunately with relationships the option to put everything on temporary pause is a lot harder!

15. No Rivalries with Friends

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Itโ€™s actually a good thing when you and your friends love the same foods, but when it comes to boys, having a joint crush can be very messy!

16. Thereโ€™s Always Good Food

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The grocery store is always full of tasty foods when you are in the mood, however the choice of boys might not always be as plentiful!

17. You Can Change Your Mind

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Itโ€™s easy to change your mind mid-meal at home and grab something different, but itโ€™s not so easy if you get bored of your new boyfriend!

18. You Donโ€™t Have to Shave Your Legs!

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That Chinese takeout doesnโ€™t give a damn whether you have shaved your legs or not. Itโ€™s going to love you just the same!

19. Food Will Always Comfort You

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Food will always be there to comfort you when you return home from a hard day. The same cannot always be said for a partner who might not be so willing to help!

20. Food Will Stand by You

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Food is more than happy to stay with you while you decide to binge watch the whole of Friends again on Netflix. Food understands that itโ€™s important!

21. Food Doesn't Mind What You Wear

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You don't have to get dressed up and put makeup on to have a date with food.

22. Food Never Judges

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The beauty of food is that it never judges you. It simply sits and accompanies you in silence, ready to help out with the time comes!

23. Food is Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere

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It doesn't matter what the time of day, there is always food.

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