4. Marriage


This is probably the most quoted of all Groucho Marx one-liners. You may have heard it without even knowing who it is originally attributed to. Despite this quote, Groucho was married three times – and divorced three times. He also said of marriage “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury” and something that might resonate with short celebrity marriages today “In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom”.

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