--- title: "The 21 Biggest Pick up Line Failures ..." description: "Angel from Heaven; Space Pants; Genetics; Computer Lingo; Eggplants; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/the-biggest-pick-up-line-failures/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # The 21 Biggest Pick up Line Failures ... If a man delivers a corny pickup line the right way, he can win you over. Of course, it's rare for that to happen. Most guys just end up crashing and burning. If a weird pickup line has never been used on you before, here are some of the worst cases of them: ## 1. Angel from Heaven ![Angel from Heaven](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/h6/tq/kfh2e5hw561e504fd19b5898188505_550x454.jpg) The woman's comeback is better than the man's pickup line! Now isn't that sad? ## 2. Space Pants ![Space Pants](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ca/k1/dj8tt84q561e505054a3b956478718_400x236.jpg) This pickup line is overused, so it's not surprising that the woman had a comeback ready. Men really need to start being more creative. ## 3. Genetics ![Genetics](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/t9/b7/zpr4prsr561e5050210c8048758089_600x469.jpg) You should never date a man with poor grammar. Conversations can get confusing rather quickly. ## 4. Computer Lingo ![Computer Lingo](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ki/ba/q9fbmtg0561e50504df90634386465_600x499.jpg) Older woman know what they're talking about. That's why pickup lines like these should never be used. ## 5. Eggplants ![Eggplants](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/rf/lx/zjirskih561e50507dd8c806333876_600x893.jpg) This emoji needs to stop being used to represent male genitalia. Poor eggplants. ## 6. Earthquakes ![Earthquakes](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ss/hb/f3fyuf68561e505154f4f595859034_400x376.jpg) Don't let a man mistake you for an angel when you're really a demon. He deserves to know the truth. ## 7. America ![America](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s6/p5/vqp3754t561e5050d2b66388598726_400x316.jpg) This pick line actually worked, which is pretty surprising. But there's a first for everything. ## 8. Hurt Feet ![Hurt Feet](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/rk/im/as5oemrg561e50511613a069033595_400x496.jpg) What's better than one horrible pickup line? Three, of course! ## 9. Solve for X ![Solve for X](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s6/qo/n4zvq4og561e50514d065173690660_540x608.jpg) Don't you hate finding X during class? It's even worse when a man asks for your help finding it. ## 10. Washing Machines ![Washing Machines](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ih/mp/r2kwk1h7561e505177907543533157_423x750.jpg) Now this one is just disgusting. Some men have zero manners. ## 11. Pretty Eyes ![Pretty Eyes](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/d6/ze/zack5h41561e50521134c896169155_600x677.jpg) This one started out strong. However, he took a wrong turn somewhere down the line. ## 12. Raisins ![Raisins](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/d0/tg/z8ffgte2561e505239867076592335_540x876.jpg) No one knows where this pickup line was going. Unfortunately, she ruined it for all of us. ## 13. Planets ![Planets](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/w1/w7/a7oeeekj561e5052e3442554967637_600x557.jpg) Here's another tasteless pickup line. Men should really stop being pigs when they want to land a princess. ## 14. An Orphanage ![An Orphanage](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/y7/gi/fg8y4yoa561e50527379c406217440_600x686.jpg) This one could be considered controversial. It's highly unlikely that it actually works two out of three times. ## 15. Rearrange the Alphabet ![Rearrange the Alphabet](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/oy/w7/dwr1428d561e50544cb59628423184_600x322.jpg) Most of the time, men say that they'd rearrange the alphabet by putting "U" and "I" together. While that version is cornier, it's also sweeter. ## 16. Appendix ![Appendix](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bb/c1/grz0bpzg561e505348dba687992507_600x1029.jpg) This one didn't even get a reply. It was that bad. ## 17. Straight to the Point ![Straight to the Point](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vt/d1/m702qxva561e5053f338b326543525_600x1056.jpg) Sometimes, it's better to be blunt. At other times, it pays to take things slow. ## 18. Christmas ![Christmas](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yn/w1/udfrq6zk561e5053263a5697905776_500x500.jpg) No one wants to be talked to like this. Thankfully, the woman had a delightful little comeback to keep him away. ## 19. Decimal Points ![Decimal Points](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ha/fc/idanj407561e5053705e7896368326_396x341.jpg) You probably shouldn't ask women to rate you when you know they're going to give you a low number. It'll only ruin your self esteem. ## 20. Stopped My Heart ![Stopped My Heart](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qq/us/deeftaxd561e5053e669d851992324_451x632.jpg) This pickup line didn't earn as many points as the man had hoped. It just made it clear why he's single. ## 21. Future Children ![Future Children](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pk/b3/ge9kim2f561e5054c8a96472070316_450x334.jpg) There's no reason for him to worry about children when he can't even land a date. He's thinking way too far ahead. If you've never heard any of these crummy pickup lines before, be thankful for it. 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