Sometimes, your boyfriend doesn't deserve your respect. After all, if he treats you poorly, why wouldn't you treat him poorly? You shouldn't be so sweet and subtle when breaking up with a pig. So here are some of the funniest lines you can use when dumping him:
1. Is It Hot in Here or Are You Just Suffocating Me?
Here's an easy way to bring your breakup up in the middle of a casual conversation. Take off your sweater, fan yourself, and then hit him with this line.