These Busty Girl Problems Are Hilariously True!

By Sheila • May 7, 2015 • MD

Breasts are awesome no matter what size or shape they are! But there are some things that will inevitably happen when you're a busty girl. Do these look familiar?

1. Sometimes, Your Boobs Eat More than You do

Sometimes, Your Boobs Eat More than You do

2. Walking down the Stairs? You Better Hold on Tight!

Walking down the Stairs? You Better Hold on Tight!

3. When It Comes to Your Love Life

When It Comes to Your Love Life

4. Staying Fit is a Challenge

Staying Fit is a Challenge

5. Shopping Isn't Always Easy

Shopping Isn't Always Easy

6. You Want Me to Jump? Forget It!

You Want Me to Jump? Forget It!

7. Every Time Someone Says "You're so Lucky"

Every Time Someone Says "You're so Lucky"

8. You Have Your Headstone Planned

You Have Your Headstone Planned

9. Your Boobs Are Always in the Way

Your Boobs Are Always in the Way

10. Why Can't They Just Stay Where They're Supposed to

Why Can't They Just Stay Where They're Supposed to

11. Your Boobs Always Seem to Knock Things over

Your Boobs Always Seem to Knock Things over

12. This is a Legitimate Fear

This is a Legitimate Fear

13. Bra Shopping Sucks

Bra Shopping Sucks

14. Your Breasts Feel Turbulence before You do

Your Breasts Feel Turbulence before You do

15. Summer is the Worst when You Have Big Boobs

Summer is the Worst when You Have Big Boobs

16. You Share a Love-hate Relationship with Bras

You Share a Love-hate Relationship with Bras

17. Roller Coasters Are Scary in More Ways than One

Roller Coasters Are Scary in More Ways than One

18. There's No Telling What You Might Find in Your Bra

There's No Telling What You Might Find in Your Bra

19. Boobs Meet Table, Table Meet Boobs

Boobs Meet Table, Table Meet Boobs

20. Ruffles Are a No-no

Ruffles Are a No-no

21. You Have Limited Options when It Comes to Fitness

You Have Limited Options when It Comes to Fitness

22. You Can't Ever Wear Suspenders

You Can't Ever Wear Suspenders

23. Bad Pick-up Lines Will Follow You Wherever You Go

Bad Pick-up Lines Will Follow You Wherever You Go

24. Some Women Can't Help but Get Jealous

Some Women Can't Help but Get Jealous

25. You'll Always Wear Two, Maybe Three Sports Bras

You'll Always Wear Two, Maybe Three Sports Bras What are some busty girl problems you seem to face everyday? Tell us!

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  • Emma

    2015-05-11T22:28:53.721Z

    I actually never thought of wearing two bras, I tend to try and subtly support them with my hands when running. (It's probably not that subtle)
  • Lily

    2015-05-08T01:29:55.170Z

    Not 23! 19!! I would be SOO mad if I guy said 23
  • apple

    2015-05-08T11:05:47.364Z

    Omg. Patd!!! I hate jackets because they always have to be too big so I can zip it up!!
  • apple

    2015-05-07T22:05:48.991Z

    I can relate to the two sports bras.
  • Sarwa

    2015-05-08T02:19:26.656Z

    No.15 is hilarious. Even i once lost my earring and later found it in my bra.....;)
  • Mona

    2022-03-06T18:29:24.959Z

    Some of them are not very true.
  • Jess

    2015-07-15T21:30:24.417Z

    😂 so true
  • Olivia

    2015-05-08T14:47:33.748Z

    Omg I do 2 practically every day
  • Glem

    2015-05-12T20:47:54.618Z

    I am suffering from same embarrassment...lol
  • Jessica

    2015-05-07T23:25:34.225Z

    All of the Busty Girl problems are from a comic called Busty Girl Problems. You should really be linking to the artist cause I hate seeing a person like Paige go uncredited for her amazing work..not to mention every busty girl needs to read her comics because they're all SO TRUE and made me feel less alone for sure!!
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