Waxing is a pain as it is, but the mother of all waxing experiences is the bikini wax. Getting a bikini wax is NEVER fun. I mean, I love the end product and all that but it's never going to be an enjoyable experience. Every time I walk into the salon, I can't wait for it to be over. Apart from the pain factor, there are a million silly thoughts that run through my mind when I'm getting a bikini wax. Here are some of those thoughts:
So we meet again!
So it has been a while and it's time to take off your panties. Somehow, you just can't shake off the thought that she's going to judge you when she sees you in all your natural glory and you can't help but study her face for a reaction.
When your legs are in that frog/butterfly like position and you know there's no turning back, so you give in and accept that this is going to really happen.
What is she staring at so intently?!
Legitimate concern people!
Seriously, what kind of small talk are you supposed to make with someone who is all up in your "business" anyway?!
5? 10? Just mine?
The stage is set, the wax is ready... any minute now...
NO! NO I DID NOT!
The first one is always the worst!!!
Ice cream...cupcakes...shoes...Ryan Gosling
...wine...puppies...the beach...Ryan Gosling
I don't know if it's just me but after the first couple of minutes, it starts to get ever so slightly better.
The only thing worse than having someone so close to your vagina is having them so close to your butthole.
I DID IT!
If she wasn't in the room, I'd probably be doing a victory dance at this point.
Until next time...
See you in a month or two!
Do you get bikini waxes? What do you think about when you're getting one?
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