--- title: "Boob Gifs to Make You Laugh Hysterically ..." description: "Can You Tell That Dude to Stop Staring at Us?; We Hate Button down Shirts; We Think You Need to Go in for a Professional Bra Sizing, Pal; I'm Being Stabbed to Death by Underwire!; You Don't Support Me the Way You Used to; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/things-your-boobs-would-say-if-they-could-talk/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # Boob Gifs to Make You Laugh Hysterically ... Breasts are pretty amazing. I mean, they feed babies – they make milk so you can provide for your children! They are also seen as sexy, of course, there's no denying that, but even though I own a pair of boobs and adore them in general, it's hard to sexualize them when you walk around with them all day. I know my breasts pretty well. They kind of have their own feelings sometimes – did you ever notice that? If your boobs could talk, I think they'd share these messages. I know mine would. ## 1. Can You Tell That Dude to Stop Staring at Us? ![clothing, person, woman, brown hair, jewellery,](https://img.allw.mn/content/rr/vw/n6q77li45769898b56e57411615563_500x281.gif) Well, I can only imagine that our breasts just hate being under scrutiny all the time, you know? ## 2. We Hate Button down Shirts ![person, singer, profession, singing,](https://img.allw.mn/content/pl/ul/a6kivu485769898c1212c773337583_500x280.gif) I know mine do, anyway, which really sucks because I love button down shirts myself – boobs tend to win the argument, though. ## 3. We Think You Need to Go in for a Professional Bra Sizing, Pal ![blond, hairstyle, barbie, spring, toy,](https://img.allw.mn/content/ws/ge/m7pgaiy95769898c37f19416146555_500x370.gif) Do you know how likely it is that you and I are both wearing a bra that doesn't actually fit our boobs? ## 4. I'm Being Stabbed to Death by Underwire! ![black, white, person, black and white, film noir,](https://img.allw.mn/content/xy/gl/jqwp4tfa5769898ba408e820563677_480x330.gif) Ouch, ouch, ouch, this is the worst! ## 5. You Don't Support Me the Way You Used to ![person, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, human action, wrestler,](https://img.allw.mn/content/ll/iv/vij892oz5769898c033db756811368_500x277.gif) This might be a sign that it's time to replace your old bra, especially if it's having underwire issues or if it's entirely stretched out of shape. ## 6. Please, Mistress, Can You Free Us from This Cage? ![gambling, boobs, are, loving, this,](https://img.allw.mn/content/g3/yw/upvwl7ss5769898c7e6b5783100058_500x281.gif) I don't know about yours, but my breasts frequently ask for freedom. ## 7. Can You Turn up the Heat or Put on a Sweater, Please and Thanks? ![person, film, document, Well,, boobs,](https://img.allw.mn/content/yz/hl/ml2csy725769898e90714480034154_500x281.gif) Because IT'S COLD! Get it? ## 8. Help! I'm Being Held Prisoner! Let Me out! ![clothing, lingerie, erotic dance, photo shoot, showgirl,](https://img.allw.mn/content/ij/sq/ttl9yht15769898d7dde3068731945_500x281.gif) Your boobs at the end of a long, long day spent in an uncomfortable bra, probably. ## 9. YOU BRUSHED YOUR HAND across ME and NOW I'M DYING! ![person, blond, woman, finger, Everything,](https://img.allw.mn/content/k8/aj/zbqdebl75769898e1fa67985128394_580x387.gif) You know those days leading up to your period, when your breasts ache and your nipples are so sensitive that you can't even touch them? Poor boobs. ## 10. Why is My Sister Prettier than Me? ![clothing, footwear, leg, shoe, thigh,](https://img.allw.mn/content/mt/wx/m42df4t45769898e1c764008742522_500x315.gif) My left breast would say this about my right one because one is always just a little bit prettier than the other one – have you noticed that? ## 11. We Found a Piece of Popcorn! ![person, facial expression, disco, singing, Deena's,](https://img.allw.mn/content/ci/g6/vix44eg35769898e787a8932229608_500x277.gif) Hands up, anyone who's ever found an unexpected treat between their boobs or in their bras! ## 12. The Blue Shirt Makes Us Look Weird ![hair, hairstyle, hand,](https://img.allw.mn/content/zw/rk/wjghivmm5769898f28a8e432340170_500x264.gif) We all have that one article of clothing that simply does not conform to the shape or size of our breasts and thus never looks right – and our boobs know it! ## 13. Wear the Black Shirt, It Makes Us Feel like Queens ![City, person, emotion, film noir, BRING,](https://img.allw.mn/content/r8/kf/hwtekhxj5769898fe0851497023196_500x296.gif) Likewise, we all have that one top or dress that makes our boobs look like the most beautiful pair of breasts in the world, regardless of size or shape. ## 14. Let's Binge Watch Netflix Instead of Jogging Today ![person, profession, speech, You, vereo,](https://img.allw.mn/content/bo/dp/tziecj3v5769899021828680764838_480x360.gif) Given the way running and jumping tend to jar your breasts, it's easy to imagine that they hate exercising even though it's healthy – possibly because … ## 15. NO! NOT the SPORTS BRA! ![person, sports, human action, wrestler, contact sport,](https://img.allw.mn/content/pb/og/ota6vm3i576989911b230646470098_490x306.gif) There is no possible way that breasts like sports bras. ## 16. WE'RE DROWNING! ![clothing, hair, hairstyle, costume, human hair color,](https://img.allw.mn/content/ag/wa/oilnkxj857698994ae162806726786_400x311.gif) Two words: boob sweat. ## 17. Please Touch Us for Your Health and Safety ![person, human action, chest, muscle,](https://img.allw.mn/content/vd/rr/p87ypdac576989910c8c3678553935_500x275.gif) I firmly believe that our breasts enthusiastically advocate breast examinations – don't you? Do your boobs ever send you any other messages? Mine do! 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