Thoughts We've All Had While Giving a Blowjob

The whole eye contact thing can be a total mind scramble. Let's get real – locking eyes can crank up the intimacy to a whole new level, but overdo it and things creep into intense territory. A sultry glance up now and then? Hot. But a wide-eyed stare down? Er, not so much. It's like a dance – a flirty peek, a bashful blink, and damn, back to business. And there's no shame in closing those peepers if the moment takes you. Feeling it is the goal, not winning a staring contest.

As you're going through the motions, there's a moment of self-congratulation that subtly creeps up. It's that mental high-five you give yourself when his breathing gets heavier, and you know you're totally in charge. Sure, it's a job that can give you a cramp in your jaw, but in this instant, you're nothing short of a rockstar. You can't help but feel a little power surge knowing you've got all his attention focused on the magic you're working with just your lips and tongue. It's empowering, isn't it?

The dilemma is real, isn't it? It's like a stealthy ninja, always finding its way in at the most inconvenient times. The key is discretion—use your free hand to subtly swipe away the intruder. If that fails, press pause gracefully, laugh it off with a cheeky smile, and carry on. Let's face it, a little humor can go a long way in these moments, because getting flustered is never sexy. Plus, it's just hair, right? Keeping it lighthearted keeps the mood uplifted, and that's exactly where we want it to stay.

...I swear if someone put a stopwatch on me right now, they'd probably think I'm competing for some sort of endurance record. It's like time has this funny way of stretching out when you're locked in this position. Is there a world record category for this? Because at this point, I might actually be a contender. But seriously, after a certain point, you start wondering if you should maybe take a break, hydrate, maybe have a snack— turn this into a multi-event sport.