Tattoos aren't technically forever, but ink is definitely a commitment. You're free to get any tattoo you want, but as dissenters always say, you're stuck with it. It's one thing to get a tattoo you dislike, though, and something else entirely to get something that looks just awful. Also, please remember: friends don't let friends get tattoos without spell-checking.
Snapshot Survey
Snapshot Survey
1. Mr. Cool Ice
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He's cool as ice, man.
2. There is so Much Wrong with This
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It hurts me.
3. This is Truly Regrettable
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So close, yet so far.
4. LOLOL, Misspellings!
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No REGERTS! Get it?! There is no way this was not intentional.
5. When You Can See into the Future
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Because clearly.
6. Wait a Second …
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Those aren't real suspenders! This man is a liar! (In all honesty, I approve. Nice touch on the thumbs, buddy, that is dedication and they make the tat. I hope you never regret this.)
7. We Need to Talk about This Tattoo
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Except I'm speechless. I mean, at least it's honest. That's actually pretty cool.
8. This One Also
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Because this one is truly clever. Look at that belly button.
9. This is One Way to Fix a Typo
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Honestly, it's nice to see someone make an attempt. (Besides that one awesome tattoo.)
10. Louis Vuitton Overdrive
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Who wants to tell this kid that this ink is not luxe?
11. What Happened Here?
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Do you think he carries checkers in his pockets at all times? Because I do.
12. Is … is This a Joke?
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I agree with OP. It's either a joke or this person lost a bet like nobody's business. This cannot be for real. “He touched so many.”
13. I Don't Know What This Means
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Oh … oh wait. Like hindsight and junk?
14. Oh My God …
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Once again, I agree with OP. Clever and gross at the same time.
15. This Man Might Be a Walking Billboard
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I need to look into this. I must research this gentleman. I will report my findings.
16. Never, No, Not Once
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This is so very bad.
17. In One Way, This is Empowering and Beautiful
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In another way, did she Google “blue waffle” before she got inked?
18. I Think This Kid Likes ICP
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What do you think?
19. What
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You can tell how painful this was. You can SEE it.
20. But … (NSFW)
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I don't … I don't understand.
21. Bob Barker is Not Supposed to Be Scary
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Tattoos of faces are always kind of scary, though, especially if there are teeth involved – although these are admittedly pretty well done. It's his manic look, really. Like he's about to start spaying and neutering any minute.
22. This is Probably True
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In a way, aren't we all powered by Google?
23. Not a Better Love Story than Twilight
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Not at all. Not even a little.
24. Okay, This is Clever
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It is. Admit it.
25. This is a Hot Dog in a Leather Jacket
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I bet this hot dog in a leather jacket is proud of being delicious, too. I bet this hot dog expresses no remorse.
26. That Cupcake is Doing What You Think It's Doing
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I would also like to know the story of how this came about.
27. I Know This is Probably a Threat
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And also possibly not a good idea. But I legit laughed.
28. I Wonder if This is One of Those Advertising Deals
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I have a feeling this person did not get paid for this tattoo, however.
29. And then They Broke up
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Aw. That's sad!
30. Uhm ...
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No slut shaming, no sex shaming, no butt shaming, no shaming whatsoever. I still think this person might someday possibly express a teensy bit of regret for this ink.
31. I Think There Might Be Family Issues Here
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I mean … is that a heart?
32. Peter Pan Should Never Look like This
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Never. Never, ever, ever. Not even one time. Not even this time. No. Peter doesn't even know how he got here.
33. Did You Know Ronald McDonald Lives to Rock?
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Neither did I.
34. This is a Warning Sign
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Brenda needs our help. I am serious. Unless he wronged Brenda and this tattoo is the result. In that case, I would like to buy Brenda a drink. Basically, I just need to hear from Brenda.
35. This is Absolutely Wrong
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This is so mean. I mean, not to analyze a tattoo on someone's forehead, but even if there are maternal issues happening, this is serious.
36. No, It's “their”
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Also so close, but still so far.
37. This is Really Sad, Tbh
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Otherwise, it's a beautiful tattoo – even though Leia looks a little like Bette Davis.
38. I Hope Hart's Okay ...
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Hart and Brenda both need to email me.
39. No, You're Not Extreme
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I'm taking off additional points for that font.
40. Oh, Honey …
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I hope she got her “e” turned into an “a,” I really do.
41. No
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Bad. BAD. I kind of hope that hurt.
42. May I Tell You about My Lord and Kitty Today?
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Except, you know what? I think a person whose sense of humor inspired them to get this tattoo in the first place won't necessarily regret it.
43. Say What You Will about Nickelback ...
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… but someone got this tattoo. Did anyone ever get a tattoo of you?
44. Why?
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Seriously, why?
45. This is Not Tom
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He cannot be my friend.
46. It's Doesn't Get Any Better
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This is only acceptable if you're Toki Wartooth.
47. The Internet is Forever
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So this is technically kind of always going to be semi relevant. Plus, it's Keyboard Cat, so … I guess this one's not necessarily a regret.
48. What Happens if Your Love Doesn't Last as Long as Your Ink?
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Well, I guess the separate pieces might look neat. Probably easy to cover them with something else, at least.
49. TMI, TMI!
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Besides, everybody knows! Everybody knows!
50. The Harlem Shake Isn't Forever …
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… but this ink is. That being said, love the script. Also love the tie-dyed shoe.
51. Neither is Gangnam Style
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Sorry to say, but it's not forever. It's kind of already over. Still … this is sort of cute, huh?
What say you, stalkers? Any tattoos of fail you're willing to cop to?
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