If you're here, you're probably looking for ways to handle a crazy soccer parent. Have you ever thought to yourself, “Mannnnnn! I wish I could say EXACTLY what I want to say and do EXACTLY what I want to do right now!” I wish I could let a few people “have it!” I just want to have a complete melt down and NOT reap any adverse consequences. Wouldn’t that be freaking AWESOME if we could get away with it? LOL! Let me ask you, what would you do if you ever have that one amazing opportunity to just “rip someone to shreds?” Well in case you are having difficulties coming up with answers, I would like to help you out to make sure you are prepared to “give it to them” good!! LOL!
Since football season (or soccer) is upon us, why not start with a scenario that you may encounter this season and how you should approach it if given that one chance! Let’s get started!!!
Have you ever been to a football game and sat next to a parent that CONSTANTLY BITC&%ED about EVERYTHING? They rant and rave about the ref’s “suck”, they drop the “F” bomb at least 97,000 times a game, they are mad because their son is not getting enough playing time, they throw things down, constantly standing up and sitting down, etc.?? You know stupid sh!t like that! They are just being a complete A-hole! Well if you EVER get that one golden moment to approach someone who fits this description, let me help you prepare to unleash the beast inside! LOL! Here are the best ways to handle a crazy soccer parent.
1 You Need to Stare at Them
2 You Need to Ask Them if They Have Some Sort of Mental Issue and Have They Taken Their Meds Today
3 The Next Step is Verbally Telling Them How You Feel and then Finishing off the Confrontation with a Physical Gesture
4 As Far as Verbal Goes...
5 Before You Engage in the Ultimate a$$ Chewing, Make Sure You Have Water with Lemon Nearby
6 Make Sure You Have on Tennis Shoes so That You Have a Good Firm Foundation to Stand on (no Heels Ladies)
7 Once You Are Warmed up and Ready to Go...
I can guarantee you will get their attention and they will either retaliate or calm their ass down. LOL! Never the less, we cannot follow through on what I just described unless we like lawsuits and bright orange jump suits!! To tell you the truth, I don’t look very good in orange. For now, I guess we need to continue to err on the side of respecting one another and adapting to annoying situations. Just remember if you EVER get that one opportunity to “give it all you got,” please make me proud!!!! Until next time, peace, love, laugh and please don’t make me whoop you’re a$$!! LOL!
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