--- title: "You Will Not Believe These Hilarious Retro Ads ..." description: "When I Was Skinny; Cube Morphine; Vitamin Doughnuts; Vintage Losing Weight Scam Ad; If You Love Your Husband You Will Keep Your Complexion Lovely; More ..." url: "https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/you-will-not-believe-these-hilarious-retro-ads/" category: "funny" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # You Will Not Believe These Hilarious Retro Ads ... Whether you laugh because they are so outrageous or because they are meant to be funny, these ads are going to be good for a chuckle or two. Times have certainly changed! Have fun seeing just how much! ## 1. When I Was Skinny ![When I Was Skinny](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/g2/yv/icog4xj15588275fe472c722681766_375x394.jpg) Source: [Vintage Fitness Ads You Won't](https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Vintage-Fitness-Ads-32926060) ## 2. Cube Morphine ![Cube Morphine](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/hi/x6/yvuxhhg4558827602c9ac378111380_500x548.jpg) Source: [Smart Chicks Commune, mudwerks: what-floats-my-boat](https://smartchickscommune.tumblr.com/post/37490722442/mudwerks-what-floats-my-boat-1902-via) ## 3. Vitamin Doughnuts ![Vitamin Doughnuts](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/eo/kl/u4w4kwrd558827604cdd7132980993_424x700.jpg) Source: [Your Health Podcast: Sleep-Inducing Drinks](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2011/06/10/137110083/your-health-podcast-sleep-inducing-drinks-and-mulligan-stew/) ## 4. Vintage Losing Weight Scam Ad ![Vintage Losing Weight Scam Ad](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/j3/og/hcaynig1558827609af9c386653323_306x808.jpg) Source: [From inflatable slimming shorts to](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2258435/Hilarious-70s-photos-exercise-gadgets-gimmicks.html) ## 5. If You Love Your Husband You Will Keep Your Complexion Lovely ![If You Love Your Husband You Will Keep Your Complexion Lovely](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/yy/wd/by4dgl9455882760ce710586241635_419x1078.jpg) Source: [10 More Retro Ads That](https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/10-more-vintage-ads-that-made-women-look-like-idiots) ## 6. A Meal in Itself _ Source: Burger King posters from the_ ## 7. How to Trap a Man ![How to Trap a Man](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/vx/tm/n2u45csx558827615c798867329046_566x800.jpg) Source: [Miss Meadows' Pearls - Fashion](http://missmeadowsvintagepearls.blogspot.com/2012/02/funny-ads.html) ## 8. Now Her Happiness is Complete ![Now Her Happiness is Complete](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/jd/e2/vfrg13jm558827616cb69158507757_600x527.jpg) Source: [15 Unbelievably Sexist Adverts From](https://goo.gl/DlBGT7) ## 9. Midol in the 1970s ![Midol in the 1970s](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/df/tf/o3w5pgif5588276185fd5525547666_483x1010.jpg) Source: [10 Retro Ads That Made](https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/10-retro-ads-that-made-women-look-like-complete-idiots?sub=2092019_990301) ## 10. Old School Razor Campaign ![Old School Razor Campaign](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/kv/mm/vc2ke5th55882761b8870069888910_383x550.jpg) Source: [Throwback Thursday: Vintage Ads to](https://www.popsugar.com/beauty/photo-gallery/30843082/image/30843104/Flicker-isnt-man-razor-sprayed-pretty-color-ad-quips?slide=6&image_nid=30843104) ## 11. 7-up for Babies!? ![7-up for Babies!?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/tz/z4/riut3hhh55882761ea57f039723527_500x684.jpg) Source: [26 Shockingly Offensive Vintage Ads](https://www.businessinsider.com/vintage-sexist-and-racist-ads-2011-6?op=1) ## 12. How Was This Ever a Good Name for a Candy Bar? _ Source: 17 Vintage Ads That Would_ ## 13. No More "morning Mouth" ![No More "morning Mouth"](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/l3/r4/xflhgvqf558827637eada819854776_600x764.jpg) Source: [10 More Retro Ads That](https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/10-more-vintage-ads-that-made-women-look-like-idiots?sub=2382415_1320117) ## 14. Kind of Mind Boggling ![Kind of Mind Boggling](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bj/ue/a880nca455882762a7905957458793_450x300.jpg) Source: [oddee.com](https://www.oddee.com/item_96674.aspx) ## 15. Anacin ![Anacin](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/c8/cv/u3nfja9k5588276312b56508613949_479x640.jpg) Source: [10 Retro Ads That Made](https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/10-retro-ads-that-made-women-look-like-complete-idiots?sub=2092019_990140) ## 16. Cry a Little ![Cry a Little](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zh/a2/k1s2iloy5588276325757511198600_360x485.jpg) Source: [The Best Science Writing Online](https://www.themarginalian.org/index.php/2012/09/20/the-best-science-writing-online-2012-book/) ## 17. Squirt Soda ![Squirt Soda](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/y5/n0/sb7w3yjg55882763440f9694018018_373x651.jpg) Source: [Out Of This World! Squirt](https://rogerwilkerson.tumblr.com/post/17610735262/out-of-this-world-squirt-1963) ## 18. Gay Dogs? ![Gay Dogs?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/i9/a9/ml4exan455882764140b3271308097_280x750.jpg) Source: [weirdvintage.tumblr.com](https://weird-vintage.com/post/57275362393/ideal-dog-food-1959-via) ## 19. The One-piece Stretch Terry Jumpsuit ![The One-piece Stretch Terry Jumpsuit](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s5/iw/vzk02grk5588276405690343940314_500x708.jpg) Source: [25 Outrageous Fashion Ads From](https://www.buzzfeed.com/blackdynamite/25-outrageous-fashion-ads-from-the-1970s-5e97?sub=1655029_413887) ## 20. Ginger Ale ![Ginger Ale](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/na/xr/ud9vzkc155882764355fa266499913_530x697.jpg) Source: [35 Vintage Advertisements - DesignM.ag](http://designm.ag/inspiration/35-vintage-advertisements/) ## 21. Old Time Propaganda ![Old Time Propaganda](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/uz/xx/nxlxcmrw558827644db3a911300139_400x433.jpg) Source: [Remember Cigarette Ads](https://discover.hubpages.com/politics/Remember-Cigarette-Ads) ## 22. Complete Feminine Hygiene ![Complete Feminine Hygiene](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/t1/z4/foic25s755882764a66f8226289065_450x966.jpg) Source: [oddee.com](https://www.oddee.com/item_96674.aspx) ## 23. Men Love Fannies ![Men Love Fannies](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/xi/vu/symezdhe558827653bae8621243510_600x755.jpg) Source: [17 Vintage Ads That Would](http://www.dose.com?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 24. Eating Lard ![Eating Lard](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/h7/qo/vpliohdd55882765134e6410125948_251x448.jpg) Source: [The Most Ridiculous Health &](https://bridalmusings.com/622/the-most-ridiculous-health-beauty-advice-youve-ever-been-given/) ## 25. Pep Vitamins ![Pep Vitamins](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q9/ff/lc52wmba5588276584004895821855_500x744.jpg) Source: [Community Post: 13 Vintage Ads](https://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/13-vintage-ads-that-would-be-banned-today-8q4?s=mobile) ## 26. Orgy! Who Wants to Play?! ![Orgy! Who Wants to Play?!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/if/qk/fv7w9yzb558827657cc32357234520_525x750.jpg) Source: [25 Weird Vintage Products &](http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/2014/03/weird-vintage-products-ads/) ## 27. Old Candy Store Sign _ Source: angelinagherna.hubpages.com_ ## 28. When You Can't Wait for Your Dinner ![When You Can't Wait for Your Dinner](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pz/xa/qqmahta555882765e597f815045443_468x463.jpg) Source: [The outrageously politically incorrect adverts](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-496827/The-outrageously-politically-incorrect-adverts-time-equality-forgot.html) ## 29. Love Apricots ![Love Apricots](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/k7/hb/xagle8ir558827661c131496121448_400x553.jpg) Source: [Go Retro!: Vintage Ads That](https://www.goretro.com/2014/09/vintage-ads-that-make-you-go-blech.html) ## 30. Sega Gaming System _ Source: 23 Vintage Ads That Would_ ## 31. Hilarious Vintage Ad ![Hilarious Vintage Ad](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bo/t3/lf0zln7a55882766c0294042878021_400x987.jpg) Source: [funny vintage ads | thecarpetbaggernyc](https://thecarpetbaggernyc.wordpress.com/tag/funny-vintage-ads/) ## 32. These Asthma Cigarettes Are Not Recommended for Children under Six ![These Asthma Cigarettes Are Not Recommended for Children under Six](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ug/s4/gswlncof55882767af932911946168_600x1076.jpg) Source: [22 Vintage Adverts That Would](https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/insane-magazine-adverts-that-would-never-get-made-today?sub=3490995_4108808) ## 33. Well Stacked Sno-Balls ![Well Stacked Sno-Balls](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ff/ai/bjck6nws5588276705f51232800716_310x900.jpg) Source: [Found in Mom's Basement: Creepy](https://pzrservices.typepad.com/) ## 34. Accidental Sexual Innuendo _ Source: 6 Retro Ads With Accidental_ ## 35. Thanks for the Garbage Disposal ![Thanks for the Garbage Disposal](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gw/nh/uvf36ch455882767b6201995688460_236x640.jpg) Source: [Vintage Christmas Advertisements - THE](https://goo.gl/EAfXUC) ## 36. If You Happen to Think That Hair is Fashionable ![If You Happen to Think That Hair is Fashionable](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ku/gc/mqyw15ax55882767c063f662129046_450x591.jpg) Source: [oddee.com](https://www.oddee.com/item_96739.aspx) ## 37. Drink One Large Bottle before Bedtime and Call Me in the Morning ![Drink One Large Bottle before Bedtime and Call Me in the Morning](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/a4/yd/irndrr3a558827681de42506949877_472x640.jpg) Source: [Neat Designs – 20 Extremely](http://neatdesigns.net/20-extremely-funny-vintage-ads/) ## 38. Selling Shame ![Selling Shame](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/p4/gl/x7jenl6s5588276888dd6825694326_600x849.jpg) Source: [Selling Shame: 20 Outrageously Offensive](https://gizmodo.com/selling-shame-20-outrageously-offensive-vintage-ads-1502250940) ## 39. 55% of Your Daily Protein Needs ![55% of Your Daily Protein Needs](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/kx/f2/si93qca35588276956288916902955_600x787.jpg) Source: [funnyvintageads.com](https://goo.gl/FIUlqt) ## 40. Talking Tampons ![Talking Tampons](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/sb/ko/b1qvpoxs55882768bd7ff889785168_350x572.jpg) Source: [Curiosities: Horrible Vintage Ads](https://jasongaston.net/) ## 41. Windex ![Windex](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/o0/cq/y34z3vb85588276b093c3960295339_600x1514.jpg) Source: [Vintage Ads - April 11th](https://vintage-ads.livejournal.com/2012/04/11/) ## 42. Pyrex as "man Bait!" ![Pyrex as "man Bait!"](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/n8/cj/xvbthy3q5588276ac20c2440281154_600x805.jpg) Source: [11 Dec 1948 - The](http://trove.nla.gov.au?ref=allwomenstalk.com) ## 43. Old Adds for Men ![Old Adds for Men](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zh/xq/k9wta7tj5588276b122b0775376932_600x848.jpg) Source: [ERECTOL VINTAGE AD](https://www.deviantart.com/roberlan/art/ERECTOL-VINTAGE-AD-186991157) ## 44. Kraft Cheese Spread Cartoon ![Kraft Cheese Spread Cartoon](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/qu/x9/k6ipx63k5588276a1d35e232311020_420x1061.jpg) Source: [Vintage Food Advertisements of the](https://www.vintageadbrowser.com/food-ads-1950s/2) ## 45. Beating Your Wife and Boring Meals in the Same Sentence ![Beating Your Wife and Boring Meals in the Same Sentence](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ex/nj/t02qrbbx5588276a78143370081792_350x910.jpg) Source: [A CUP OF JO: Vintage](http://joannagoddard.blogspot.com/2012/03/vintage-ad-sexism.html) ## 46. Cola Ad ![Cola Ad](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/i9/tr/fiuxu0245588276b013aa564318938_450x565.jpg) Source: [26 Shockingly Offensive Vintage Ads](https://www.businessinsider.com/vintage-sexist-and-racist-ads-2011-6?op=1) ## 47. "Calling All Chubbies!" !["Calling All Chubbies!"](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/a3/b9/wvop0nzf5588276b47201754508765_218x550.jpg) Source: [Fall in Love With These](https://www.popsugar.com/love/Vintage-Fall-Ads-25064650?slide=14) ## 48. Nobody Wants a Scale ![Nobody Wants a Scale](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/oo/bp/p0wyj3pq5588276c0fc92466067081_600x848.jpg) Source: [12 Retro Christmas Ads To](https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/12-retro-christmas-ads-to-remind-you-that-a-womans-place-is?sub=2843777_2181001) ## 49. Nervous B.o ![Nervous B.o](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ec/di/eknrk9px5588276c4f4ce302171437_532x1134.jpg) Source: [10 More Retro Ads That](https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/10-more-vintage-ads-that-made-women-look-like-idiots?sub=2382415_1320125) ## 50. I Can Cure Homosexuality in Just 10 Days ![I Can Cure Homosexuality in Just 10 Days](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bk/xt/nrdh81qj5588276c40545828759924_500x648.jpg) Source: [Smart Chicks Commune](https://smartchickscommune.tumblr.com/post/27557887725) ## 51. If You Didn't Use the Right Soap Your Girlfriends Would Gossip about You behind Your Back ![If You Didn't Use the Right Soap Your Girlfriends Would Gossip about You behind Your Back](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s3/kw/m7b027645588276caa574887334148_600x695.jpg) Source: [Selling Shame: 20 Outrageously Offensive](https://gizmodo.com/selling-shame-20-outrageously-offensive-vintage-ads-1502250940) Offensive or funny? Maybe funny because what else can you do but laugh at something that was actually totally acceptable at one time? I'm not sure I would have liked being a woman in the past. 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