The powder room is always an interesting place. I don't know what guys do in the bathroom, but there's a certain level of bonding in the women's room. Well, maybe “bonding” is the wrong word, but we're more inclined to talk, to ask for TP or tampons, and to generally interact with each other. The bathroom at a club or a bar, however, that's next-level. The girls tend to be tipsy in those bathrooms, which makes the whole experience kind of celebratory and often hilarious. It's all champagne bubbles and sisterhood, and as a result, we have the same silly, slurring conversations. Pee breaks and makeup checks have the potential to end in lifelong friendships!
This typically leads to volleying the same compliment back and forth, followed by an exchange of numbers – not personal numbers, though. Manicurists' numbers, usually.
Tipsy bathroom convos are frequently full of compliments.
Then again, imbibing spirits can also make us suspicious and paranoid.
Happens every time, doesn't it? Trust in your sisters, though – unless you're calling for help in an empty bathroom, but don't worry, that never happens in a bar.
There will always be a girl with a broken heart in a bar bathroom. Always.
And this is the question you should probably ask her because she needs it.
Let's be honest. When you get to the make out stage, things are usually already a little blurry.
Do you know why you want to have brunch tomorrow? Well, because you'll be too hungover for breakfast, of course, but also …
Because now the girl applying her lipstick next to you at the sink is your bestie! You've bonded in the bathroom and now you are friends for life.
This is not a fun moment for anyone, but the girl who steps up is a ride or die friend – even if you've never met before!
Someone will always have a tampon for you. Or a pad. Something.
Seriously. Some boy or girl is always making a girl cry in the bathroom. Mean.
The line is never ending. It's because we're busy in there.
Ever been in the lavatory when there's some bathroom beef going down? It's terrifying.
Watch out for this convo. Somebody might just be scoping your boo.
Ladies, always let this girl go ahead of you. She deserves some frontsies.
Remember, compliments abound in the bathroom.
No. The answer is always no. Tell the girl who asks you this that she is a goddess. Make her night.
What's the funniest conversation you've ever had when you're drunk and hanging out in the bathroom?
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