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199 Best Funny Cute Cheesy Pickup Lines

By Eliza

Don't worry — we know you're not looking to score a date with these cheesy pick up lines. But they're so cheesy and cute, we couldn't help but share! I know your intentions aren't really to get a date with these cheesy pickup lines, but they're just so darn funny and cute that we couldn't help but share them with you. 


Cheesy pickup lines are a staple of good humor and a good laugh. They're just the kind of awkward, but necessary conversation that helps break the ice. And no matter how old you are, they're still really funny!


🧀 Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

🧀 I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

🧀 If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

🧀 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

🧀 I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

🧀 Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

🧀 I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

🧀 Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

🧀 Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

🧀 Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

🧀 You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

🧀 Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

🧀 Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

🧀 Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

🧀 Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

🧀 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

🧀 My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

🧀 I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

🧀 I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

🧀 I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

🧀 Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

🧀 I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

🧀 Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

🧀 Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

🧀 Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.

🧀 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

🧀 Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

🧀 If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

🧀 Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”

🧀 Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

🧀 Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

🧀 How does it feel to be so gorgeous?

🧀 Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

🧀 If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.


Sometimes, the right words can make a difficult situation a little easier. These cheesy pick up lines will make you smile and give you a break from the more serious aspects of life. They are not meant to be taken too seriously but they will give you a chance to brighten your day and enjoy some humor!


🧀 Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

🧀 I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

🧀 I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

🧀 Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

🧀 I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

🧀 Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.

🧀 Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

🧀 Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!

🧀 Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

🧀 Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

🧀 On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

🧀 Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

🧀 Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

🧀 You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

🧀 I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

🧀 I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

🧀 Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

🧀 Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

🧀 Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

🧀 You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

🧀 Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

🧀 I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

🧀 I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

🧀 Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

🧀 Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

🧀 I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

🧀 They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

🧀 Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

🧀 Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

🧀 Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

🧀 If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

🧀 Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

🧀 Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

🧀 Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

🧀 Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.


Laughter is an integral part of life, and when it comes to pick up lines, this is no exception. Making someone smile can break down all sorts of barriers and give you a fighting chance at walking away with the prize.


🧀 Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

🧀 Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

🧀 Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.

🧀 Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

🧀 Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

🧀 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

🧀 I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

🧀 Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

🧀 If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

🧀 Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

🧀 Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

🧀 Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

🧀 Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

🧀 Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?

🧀 Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

🧀 I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

🧀 Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

🧀 What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?

🧀 Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

🧀 Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

🧀 Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

🧀 You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

🧀 Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

🧀 Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

🧀 I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

🧀 Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!

🧀 I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

🧀 If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

🧀 You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

🧀 I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

🧀 If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

🧀 Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

🧀 If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

🧀 Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!

🧀 My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

🧀 Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

🧀 Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

🧀 Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

🧀 I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

🧀 If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

🧀 Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

🧀 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

🧀 I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

🧀 Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

🧀 I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

🧀 Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

🧀 Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

🧀 You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

🧀 Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

🧀 Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

🧀 If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

🧀 Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

🧀 Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

🧀 There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

🧀 Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

🧀 If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

🧀 Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

🧀 Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

🧀 If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

🧀 If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

🧀 I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

🧀 Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?

🧀 I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

🧀 Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.

🧀 We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

🧀 Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!

🧀 I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

🧀 Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

🧀 We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.

🧀 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

🧀 If you were a booger I’d pick you first

🧀 Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

🧀 If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

🧀 You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

🧀 If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

🧀 Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

🧀 Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

🧀 Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

🧀 I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.

🧀 Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

🧀 Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

🧀 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

🧀 This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

🧀 I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

🧀 I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

🧀 You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

🧀 I lost my number…can I have yours?

🧀 Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

🧀 Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”

🧀 Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

🧀 There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

🧀 Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

🧀 Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

🧀 Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

🧀 I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

🧀 You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

🧀 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

🧀 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

🧀 Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.

🧀 Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

🧀 Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

🧀 You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

🧀 Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

🧀 Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

🧀 Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

🧀 I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

🧀 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

🧀 Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

🧀 You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

🧀 Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

🧀 Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

🧀 For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

🧀 Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

🧀 Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

🧀 Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

🧀 Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

🧀 Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

🧀 Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

🧀 Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

🧀 Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

🧀 I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

🧀 Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

🧀 I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

🧀 I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

🧀 There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

🧀 If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

🧀 I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

🧀 I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

🧀 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

🧀 I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.


Cute, cheesy pick up lines are a particularly delicate subject. That's because they're not just jokes, they're also flirtatious. There are a lot of things that might go wrong with this kind of conversation: He/she might say something stupid and make the other person feel uncomfortable, people might laugh at you for trying to come on to them in such an awkward way, or your attempts to be flirty could backfire and endear you more than the person you're trying to hit on. 


So don't judge too hard and/or use there cautiously ...

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