By Lyndsie • 2 Comments
People drink. It happens. Sometimes you get tipsy, sometimes you get drunk, sometimes you get blitzed out of your head. Sometimes you're nice when you're drunk, sometimes you're morose, and sometimes you're kind of a jerk. If you're not sure what kind of type you are, read on. Protip: if you recognize these experiences, your drunk self is probably kind of a booger.
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Usually at some ungodly hour, when sane and sober people are sleeping. Everybody hates drunk you.
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You're good for a laugh, though. I mean, everyone is laughing at you, not with you, but still.
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Drunk you is probably bad at directions.
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This is only jerk behavior to the other people in the drive-thru, though. I mean, this lovely lady in search of her burger fix clearly knows she is not fit to be behind the wheel.
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You think you are hiding a snack for later, but you are not.
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They then have to pry you out of a child's seat.
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You should be able to go through life without waking up in a urinal, is what I'm trying to say.
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Seriously, your phone is not going to charge like that.
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Your beer goggles prevent you from seeing the truth.
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To be fair, however, both manual and electric can openers can be tricky under the best of circumstances.
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Your servers hate you. At least you go to Burger King.
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Yourself, probably.
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Okay, I'll admit a moth is probably scary when you're drunk, but also, it's a moth. This moth had a little family and a little life and little hopes and dreams. And now it is dead.
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You better watch yourself. You might accidentally end up with a second family or something.
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How does all that emptiness taste?
Be honest. Is your drunk self kind of a jerk?