Funny Clothing Tags Youve Never Noticed before ...

I had no idea that clothing tags could be so much fun! If you've never taken the time to read the tag in your clothes, try it! I can promise, you'll get a laugh and you'll probably put it on Instagram (just like I did when I found my first 'In Coleslaw' tag!). So, you ready to see what else they print on those clothing tags?

1. Give It to Mom

Give It to Mom

2. Gremlins

Gremlins

3. The Smaller You Are …

The Smaller You Are …

4. All Super-Villains

All Super-Villains

5. Befriend the Bartender = Fact of Life

Befriend the Bartender = Fact of Life

6. Go See a Doctor!

Go See a Doctor!

7. Sassy Tag

Sassy Tag

8. Tested on Animals

Tested on Animals

9. Keeps Women Busy … Maybe?

Keeps Women Busy … Maybe?

10. Where Was This Made?

Where Was This Made?

11. Don't Be That Guy!

Don't Be That Guy!

12. If I Were Human …

If I Were Human …

13. Best & Worst Results

Best & Worst Results

14. Wear Me!

Wear Me!

15. You Can Dance!

You Can Dance!

16. Don't Slap Pandas

Don't Slap Pandas

17. Unicorns!

Unicorns!

18. Don't Label Yourself

Don't Label Yourself

19. Shiloh?

Shiloh?

20. Did It Really?

Did It Really?

21. Boys Are Smelly

Boys Are Smelly

22. Always, Always Wash Your Butt

Always, Always Wash Your Butt

23. Coleslaw?

Coleslaw? So, are you going to start checking your tags now? I am!

Frequently Asked Questions

Why do some clothing tags have weird washing instructions?
They're often written to cover all bases, sometimes leading to funny or confusing advice.
What’s the funniest clothing tag message you've seen?
Some tags humorously warn, 'Wash with similar colors or love,' adding a playful touch.
Are funny tags common in women’s clothing?
Yes, many women's brands include quirky tags to create a unique shopping experience.
Do clothing tags ever give style advice?
Sometimes! Tags might suggest fun pairing tips or confidence boosters to brighten your day.
Why do some tags have quirky care instructions like 'Do not iron on unicorns'?
Brands use humor to make garment care feel less like a chore and more enjoyable.
Can funny tags help me remember care instructions better?
Absolutely! A good laugh can make you more likely to follow the instructions.
Are funny tags used to build brand personality?
Yes, they’re a great way for brands to connect with customers and stand out.
Do all clothing brands use funny tags?
No, but many lifestyle and boutique brands do to add charm and personality.
Is it safe to follow funny warning tags literally?
Funny tags are meant to entertain, so always use common sense with care instructions.
Where should I look to find these funny tags?
Check inside the garment near the seams or on the back of the neck for hidden jokes.
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