Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ...

Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ...
By Holly

It's rude and disrespectful for a man to yell at a woman on the street. That's why Bustle has created some comebacks that you can use in the future. Here they are:

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1. If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can

If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can This should get him running.

  • Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.

  • Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!

  • Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.

  • It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!

  • Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

2. "You Couldn't Afford Me."

"You Couldn't Afford Me." You're way out of his league.

  • Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.

  • Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!

  • Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.

  • It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!

  • Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

3. "do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?"

"do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?" Remind him that he has a female in his life who would hate to hear him disrespect you.

  • Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.

  • Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!

  • Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.

  • It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!

  • Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

4. "Does That Ever Work?"

"Does That Ever Work?" His answer is bound to be "no."

  • Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.

  • Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!

  • Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.

  • It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!

  • Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

5. If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know."

If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know." He's not the first one to compliment you, after all.

  • Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.

  • Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!

  • Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.

  • It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!

  • Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

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6. Ask Them to Repeat Themselves

Ask Them to Repeat Themselves Then they'll really be embarrassed.

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This weren't even with a man it was with a girl

I hate being catcalled! It's so immature and disrespectful. Like @Taylor said, definitely losers.

Most certainly very helpful

Thanks this made me win my argument xxx

The best comeback is to ignore them like they're nothing😎

@Samantha Catcalling is most DEFINITELY not a compliment and you shouldn't encourage the men who do it by saying "thank you" or accepting it.

Or just accept a compliment and move along with your day. Even if you don't appreciate it, why does it matter what some guys said. Get over it.

That was the best article I've come across

Catcalls are hilarious. Some men are just losers

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