Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ...

Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ...
By Holly

It's rude and disrespectful for a man to yell at a woman on the street. That's why Bustle has created some comebacks that you can use in the future. Here they are:

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1. If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can

If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can This should get him running.

2. "You Couldn't Afford Me."

"You Couldn't Afford Me." You're way out of his league.

3. "do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?"

"do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?" Remind him that he has a female in his life who would hate to hear him disrespect you.

4. "Does That Ever Work?"

"Does That Ever Work?" His answer is bound to be "no."

5. If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know."

If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know." He's not the first one to compliment you, after all.

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6. Ask Them to Repeat Themselves

Ask Them to Repeat Themselves Then they'll really be embarrassed.

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I hate being catcalled! It's so immature and disrespectful. Like @Taylor said, definitely losers.

Thanks this made me win my argument xxx

That was the best article I've come across

The best comeback is to ignore them like they're nothing😎

Or just accept a compliment and move along with your day. Even if you don't appreciate it, why does it matter what some guys said. Get over it.

@Samantha Catcalling is most DEFINITELY not a compliment and you shouldn't encourage the men who do it by saying "thank you" or accepting it.

Most certainly very helpful

Catcalls are hilarious. Some men are just losers

This weren't even with a man it was with a girl

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