17 Comebacks for All of the Nosy People in Your Life ...

By Holly

17 Comebacks  for All of the Nosy People  in Your Life  ...

Don't you hate when someone tries to invade your privacy? You don't go around asking them about the intricate details of their life, so they shouldn't ask you about yours. Of course, some people will never learn, so here are a few comebacks for all of the nosy people in your life:

Table of contents:

  1. 1. Hey, I Found Your Nose. It’s in My Business Again!
  2. 2. Remember when I Asked for Your Opinion? Me Neither
  3. 3. Oh I Didn’t Tell You. It Must Have Been None of Your Business then
  4. 4. Unless You’re My Thong, Don’t Be up My Ass
  5. 5. Solve Your Own Problems before You Try to Solve Mine
  6. 6. Why do You Ask?
  7. 7. You’re All up in My Kool Aid and Don’t Even Know the Flavor
  8. 8. Don’t You Have Your Own Life to Worry about?
  9. 9. My Privacy Isn’t Your Entertainment
  10. 10. Stalk Me on Facebook like a Normal Person
  11. 11. I’d Give You a Nasty Look, but You Already Have One
  12. 12. You Should Introduce Your Lower Lip to Your Upper Lip and Shut the Hell up
  13. 13. I’ve Got Five Fingers. the Middle One is for You
  14. 14. I’m Sorry My Life is More Interesting than Yours
  15. 15. Do You Want Your Nose Back?
  16. 16. Everyone’s Entitled to Be Stupid, but You're Abusing the Privilege
  17. 17. Keep Rolling Your Eyes. You Might Find a Brain Back There

1 Hey, I Found Your Nose. It’s in My Business Again!

Hey, I Found Your Nose. It’s in My Business Again! You can start this one by asking them if they know where their nose went. When they act confused, you can hit them with this clever comeback.

2 Remember when I Asked for Your Opinion? Me Neither

person, professional, If someone decides to tell you how to dress or how to do your makeup, even though you didn't ask for their opinion, use this comeback on them. It'll put them in their place.

3 Oh I Didn’t Tell You. It Must Have Been None of Your Business then

Oh I Didn’t Tell You. It Must Have Been None of Your Business then If someone gets offended over the fact that you didn't tell them your deepest, darkest secret, they're acting ridiculous. It's not your job to inform them of everything that goes on in your life.

4 Unless You’re My Thong, Don’t Be up My Ass

hair, person, hairstyle, singer, This one is a little crude, but it'll get the point across.

5 Solve Your Own Problems before You Try to Solve Mine

face, person, beauty, model, photo shoot, Why would anyone try to fix your problems when they have plenty of problems of their own?

6 Why do You Ask?

Why do You Ask? This is a simple question that'll make them realize that they have no good reason for invading your privacy.

7 You’re All up in My Kool Aid and Don’t Even Know the Flavor

You’re All up in My Kool Aid and Don’t Even Know the Flavor They might get confused by this one, but at least it'll get them to leave you alone.

8 Don’t You Have Your Own Life to Worry about?

Don’t You Have Your Own Life to Worry about? They definitely do, so they won't be able to respond to this without looking foolish.

9 My Privacy Isn’t Your Entertainment

My Privacy Isn’t Your Entertainment You aren't a reality star. Your problems aren't meant to entertain your neighbors.

10 Stalk Me on Facebook like a Normal Person

Stalk Me on Facebook like a Normal Person Tell them to stop asking you questions about your personal life, and just try cyber stalking you like everyone else does.

11 I’d Give You a Nasty Look, but You Already Have One

I’d Give You a Nasty Look, but You Already Have One This will be a verbal slap to the face.

12 You Should Introduce Your Lower Lip to Your Upper Lip and Shut the Hell up

You Should Introduce Your Lower Lip to Your Upper Lip and Shut the Hell up This is the perfect way to get them to stop asking questions.

13 I’ve Got Five Fingers. the Middle One is for You

I’ve Got Five Fingers. the Middle One is for You This one is pretty rude, so only use it on someone who can take a joke.

14 I’m Sorry My Life is More Interesting than Yours

sense, Obviously your life is better than their life if they're so concerned with everything that you do.

15 Do You Want Your Nose Back?

Do You Want Your Nose Back? This should make your annoyance pretty clear.

16 Everyone’s Entitled to Be Stupid, but You're Abusing the Privilege

Everyone’s Entitled to Be Stupid, but You're Abusing the Privilege After all, it's pretty stupid to try to get involved in someone else's business.

17 Keep Rolling Your Eyes. You Might Find a Brain Back There

Keep Rolling Your Eyes. You Might Find a Brain Back There This one is a last resort, since it's pretty rude. But it's also pretty funny.

Some people need to learn to mind their own business. What other comebacks have you used on nosy people?

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