Don't you hate when someone tries to invade your privacy? You don't go around asking them about the intricate details of their life, so they shouldn't ask you about yours. Of course, some people will never learn, so here are a few comebacks for all of the nosy people in your life:
You can start this one by asking them if they know where their nose went. When they act confused, you can hit them with this clever comeback.
If someone decides to tell you how to dress or how to do your makeup, even though you didn't ask for their opinion, use this comeback on them. It'll put them in their place.
If someone gets offended over the fact that you didn't tell them your deepest, darkest secret, they're acting ridiculous. It's not your job to inform them of everything that goes on in your life.
This one is a little crude, but it'll get the point across.
Why would anyone try to fix your problems when they have plenty of problems of their own?
This is a simple question that'll make them realize that they have no good reason for invading your privacy.
They might get confused by this one, but at least it'll get them to leave you alone.
They definitely do, so they won't be able to respond to this without looking foolish.
You aren't a reality star. Your problems aren't meant to entertain your neighbors.
Tell them to stop asking you questions about your personal life, and just try cyber stalking you like everyone else does.
This will be a verbal slap to the face.
This is the perfect way to get them to stop asking questions.
This one is pretty rude, so only use it on someone who can take a joke.
Obviously your life is better than their life if they're so concerned with everything that you do.
This should make your annoyance pretty clear.
After all, it's pretty stupid to try to get involved in someone else's business.
This one is a last resort, since it's pretty rude. But it's also pretty funny.
Some people need to learn to mind their own business. What other comebacks have you used on nosy people?
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